"If someone with six ducks buried in their backyard opens a present before their Bort-hay, will the lawnmower in their aunt's garage begin to dance Gangnam style?"
Investigating this is none other than Spprk, super private eye. Actually, a couple other people than Spprk, super private eye: Fly, for his thirst for adventure; Bert (Fly's cousin), because they needed someone's cousin, and Bert was the easiest to get in contact with; Joe (one of the cryptozoologists from Fly's adventures), for his scientific knowledge; and Dragon, for his fearlessness.
It was 14 o' clock YM. The presents for Bert's Bort-hay were in the Grapefruit.
"Is everyone in position?" asked Spprk on the compass call.
"Yup. I'm in mom's garage." replied Fly.
"And I've got him defended!" added Dragon.
"I've got six ducks buried in my backyard, and I'm ready to open a present!" said Bert.
"And I've got Weeble-Wooble under my watch." said Spprk, as she flew around Weeble-Wooble with her compass rose. "Joe, everyone is in position."
"Alright then," said Joe, "Bert, it's time to open your present."
"Hooray! Early Bort-hay present!" said Bert as he cut open the Grapefruit.
Meanwhile, in Fly's mom's garage, nothing was happening.
On the other hand, while flying around, Spprk saw something in the distance begin to glow. Curious, she flew toward it. As she got closer, she heard a sound, and then a tune, and then a voice, and then...
♪♫NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN♪♫
A glowing centipede was cosplaying as Nyan Cat! Spprk had been nyanned!
"You guys getting this?" asked Spprk on the compass call.
"Yup." said Joe, Fly, Bert, and Dragon.
"Conclusion, Joe?"
Joe answered, "While it appears that having six ducks buried in your backyard while opening a present before your Bort-hay will not cause the lawnmower in your aunt's garage to dance Gangnam Style, it will cause a detective squirrel to get nyanned by a glowing centipede."
"And that's another case solved by Spprk, super private eye!"
Investigating this is none other than Spprk, super private eye. Actually, a couple other people than Spprk, super private eye: Fly, for his thirst for adventure; Bert (Fly's cousin), because they needed someone's cousin, and Bert was the easiest to get in contact with; Joe (one of the cryptozoologists from Fly's adventures), for his scientific knowledge; and Dragon, for his fearlessness.
It was 14 o' clock YM. The presents for Bert's Bort-hay were in the Grapefruit.
"Is everyone in position?" asked Spprk on the compass call.
"Yup. I'm in mom's garage." replied Fly.
"And I've got him defended!" added Dragon.
"I've got six ducks buried in my backyard, and I'm ready to open a present!" said Bert.
"And I've got Weeble-Wooble under my watch." said Spprk, as she flew around Weeble-Wooble with her compass rose. "Joe, everyone is in position."
"Alright then," said Joe, "Bert, it's time to open your present."
"Hooray! Early Bort-hay present!" said Bert as he cut open the Grapefruit.
Meanwhile, in Fly's mom's garage, nothing was happening.
On the other hand, while flying around, Spprk saw something in the distance begin to glow. Curious, she flew toward it. As she got closer, she heard a sound, and then a tune, and then a voice, and then...
♪♫NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN♪♫
A glowing centipede was cosplaying as Nyan Cat! Spprk had been nyanned!
"You guys getting this?" asked Spprk on the compass call.
"Yup." said Joe, Fly, Bert, and Dragon.
"Conclusion, Joe?"
Joe answered, "While it appears that having six ducks buried in your backyard while opening a present before your Bort-hay will not cause the lawnmower in your aunt's garage to dance Gangnam Style, it will cause a detective squirrel to get nyanned by a glowing centipede."
"And that's another case solved by Spprk, super private eye!"
The End
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