Windy 6423 #2! (67)

It's that time again! Dawge, Fly, Bob, Goat, Dragon, and Qaat are polishing their rides. Dawge is riding on his turquoise, flaming, emo emu; Fly is on his famous flying rocking chair; Bob is in a stroller with rocket boosters; Goat is scooting around on five raw chickens; Dragon is driving in his winning Chevy Equinox; and Qaat is inside a giant robotic armadillo.

They drove to the starting line, everyone throwing pebbles with excitement. The small starting rock turned red, then yellow, then finally it turned into grapes. The racers were off!

Qaat took the lead with Bob literally on his tail. Dawge was behind him. Goat was in last place.

The emo emu got upset and started running into the armadillo, thrashing his head into it with everything he's got!

"No! My armadillo!" Yelled Qaat, "You'll pay for this, Dawge! This Armadillo cost 🐟500,999,888! Armadillo, get him!"

The armadillo started running after Dawge and his emo emu.

"Sorry, Qaat. You can't attack me!" Said Dawge, "It's against the rules!"

"Curses!!!!" Howled Qaat. They both started racing again.

They finally reached the end, but Qaat got there right before Dawge. Qaat smiled evilly. The trophy appeared, but not in Qaat's flippers, it appeared in Goat's tail. Dawge and Qaat came in last place. Goat never mistreated raw chickens again.

Spork, Private Eye #2! The Creation of Spprk! (66)

    Spork had been wondering about Super Dawg. Who was he? Where did he come from? Did he have hair or fur? And most importantly of all, where was the middle toe on his left foot?
    Spork wanted to find out. She had just started putting together a π-D wall map when all of a sudden, something got tossed out the door to Argentina!
    As any private eye would, Spork went to investigate. As she predicted, it was another case. But this one wasn't a normal case. This case... was brief.
    Hours later, she was still working on it in her office. Knowing the case was brief, she had put off the investigations of Super Dawg. She was wondering if she should maybe go back to it, as the brief case had turned out not to be so brief.
    And then it hit her. A time-space strawberry pop tart. It hit Spork so hard that it split, and as a result, Weeble-Wooble was momentarily split into two different timelines.
    In one timeline, Spork fused with the time-space strawberry pop tart, which had been almost completely drained of its time-space power, and gave the last of it to Spork. As a result, Spork turned into Spprk, the best detective to ever live! Using her deductive reasoning, she quickly concluded that Super Dawg was none other than Dawge!
    In the other timeline, Spork decided to go back to the Super Dawg mystery for a bit. After a few minutes, she had narrowed down the possible candidates to Dawge, Goat, and Dragon. Then she remembered the Windy 6423, and how the tied runner-ups, Dawge and Qaat, had sworn to be mortal enemies. She also remembered that Qaat had a PhD in evil science. Therefore, Qaat was Dr. Kaat, and since Dr. Kaat and Super Dawg were always fighting, that meant Super Dawg was Dawge! After reaching this conclusion, Spork thought she'd try being a superhero herself. So she put on the time-space strawberry pop tart, which had been almost completely drained of its time-space power, and gave the last of it to Spork. As a result, Spork turned into Spprk, the best detective to ever live!
    Once both Sporks had turned into Spprk, the timelines collapsed into one. Due to this, Spprk now believes she acquired her knowledge of Super Dawg's secret identity and her powers from eating a carrot shaped like a bus.

The End

Dawge #59! Fighters and Fairies (65)

You all know about Gregory and Paul. But now, we take a turn to...

FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™

FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™ is a role-playing game. You get to make your own character and everything! Here's how you play:

1: Choose anything that you want to play as.

2: Give them any weapon you can think of.(It is optional to give them an animal)

3: Roll a cooked chicken and ask it what your special ability is.

4: Ask Irammi what your back story is.
5: Eat a canned peach.

And that's how you play it as a character. As a FM* your job is much harder.

1: Do the Macarena.
2: Look, listen!
3: Check the driveway.
4: Choose between the elevator and the stairs.
5: Put your right hand in! You take your right hand out! You put your right hand in and you turn it into a scarlet maccaw!(Make sure that you are singing that part)

The End

*FM stands for Flying Moose

Jim and The Buffalo #3! (64)

When we last saw Jim and Bub, they had just escaped from an armada of bunny fighters from the rodent quadrant and stopped to refuel on the planet of Very-Sharp-Knives.

Bub, being the second best space traveler in the universe, (the first is the hive-mind of semi-sentient watering cans) knew a little known fact about the planet of Very-Sharp-Knives: it is actually just made out of every single substance in existence except for knives, making it a playground for chickens. It was also one of the best places for refueling, since it had a nearly endless source of fossil pizza.

While Bub was refueling, Jim sat on a pile of plutonium, feeling homesick. It'd been a long time since he'd seen his dad, Bob the flea, or at least he thought so; lamps have a very bad sense of time. He'd had a lot of fun with Bub, traveling the universe and all, but he was really starting to miss Weeble-Wooble. Maybe it was time to go home.

After Bub fueled up the ship, he and Jim got back in. As they were taking off, Bub noticed that Jim looked sad. He asked him what was wrong and Jim explained his loneliness. Bub was a little disappointed at first, but agreed to take Jim back to Weeble-Wooble.

As they took off and headed for Weeble-Wooble, Jim felt extremely excited. He was going home! He hadn't noticed quite how much he missed Bob, but he was crying ketchup of joy. But right as Bub had finished charting their course, Jim heard a large thumping far behind the ship. Bub didn't seem to notice it, so Jim assumed that it was all in his head (lamps actually have hearing far superior than buffalo do), until a huge hand came through the open window of the ship and grabbed Jim. Bub shouted out to Jim as he was taken away by an intergalactic lemon-monster.

To Be Continued...

The New Characters of 2018! (63)

As you've seen there are many characters in AoD, and there will be more to come. So, we're going to give a list of the new recurring characters each year in the first post of January. So, without further ado, behold the glory of The New Characters of 2018!

Qaat (pronounced Cat): 
An evil dogfish who wants to destroy Super Dawg(and Dawge). He is also known as Dr Kaat.

The power-fluff gerbils: 
Betty: 
Betty is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. She is a genetically mutated gerbil with the ability to fly, shoot lasers from her cheeks, and has incredible strength. She is smart and thinks before doing things. She also is known to boss her sisters around. 
Floofers: 
Floofers is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. She has the same powers as her sister. She is a little rude and always acts before thinking. She also is known to annoy her sisters for no reason. Last, but DEFINITELY NOT least, 
Not-Betty: 
Not-Betty is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. Yet again she has the same powers. She is kind and as sweet as candy, and she also loves humans. They are her favourite animal.

The Cryptozoologists:
The two cryptid enthusiasts that join Fly in most of his endeavors are Bill and Joe. But they're pretty boring, so... Moving on!

Izyoo:
The great and merciful fish god! Generally depicted as a rooster fish who wears a long white flowing robe. He's a benevolent ruler over fishkind (except for Qaat, since we all hate him) as seen in Dawge #48 when he sends Dawge back to Weeble-Wooble after he is killed by a fisherman.

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln: 
Spork calls him Dishonest Abe. He is Spork's sworn arch-enemy because she stole from him. Abe has been seen summoning exercise balls at will. This might be a power, or he was just carrying them at the time. Either way, he's a bad guy.

The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin:
Ben is the same as his old, living self. He's nice, honest, and inventive. He is often seen wielding a flame thrower, but no one knows why or how he has it.

President Bubblehead: 
A rather fat man who sounds like an old British woman with a cold, and has a large bubble for a head. He used to be Mr. Bubblehead, until he won the Weeble-Wooblian presidential debate against a cow.

Urghh:
A caveman from one of those caveman time period things. No one knows how he came to Weeble-Wooble, all anyone knows is that he's annoying in a kind of adorably stupid way.

The Weeble-Wooblian Squirrel Choir:
This delightful bunch of intelligent squirrels were trained by Dawge when he was doing research on how to build a boat. They perform at most big Weeble-Wooblian gatherings, such as the Frikejerplurt Day frank-eating contest and Paul games, but they also do pay-per-view stage performances and world tours! The only complaint anyone has given is that they only sing Elvis songs.


I think that's it! Let me know if I missed anyone, but until next time, sTAy wEIrd!