Dawge #36! The Guitar Safari! (41)

Dawge had been really stressed saving Weeble-Wooble all the time as Super Dawg, so he decided to take a little vacation, and go on a guitar safari. Since Bob was worried about Jim exploring space with Bub, Dawge thought a guitar safari would be just the thing to help him relax. Dawge wasn't very good friends with Bob. Whenever they were hanging out, there was a lot of awkward silence. So, he decided to invite Dragon too.

When they got to the guitar grasslands, they rode in a small jeep driven by their T-rex tour guide.

"If you look to your right," the T-Rex said in a surprisingly silky tone, "You will see a group of slap basses feasting in a freshly killed banjo. If you look to your left, you can see a large group of ukuleles grazing on some lemon-grass."

Bob was about to share a fun fact about banjos, when the ukuleles each ripped in half, and a monkey came out of each of them! The monkeys pushed over a big rock, which rolled down a ramp and hit a tank. The tank shot a bullet over a cat's head, which startled the cat and made it jump onto a coffee maker. The coffee maker proceeded to explode, and blew shrapnel into a lemon that turned into a monkey with a tuxedo who made everyone a cup of apple juice. Dawge, Bob, Dragon, and the T-Rex drank their apple juice, and Dr. Kaat's plan was foiled again, because the monkey in a tux was supposed to give them pickle juice disguised as lemonade.

Dawge #35! Fly's Expedition! (40)

Three months ago, Fly's mother promised him that if he found definite proof of a Ningen, she would buy him a Game-Playing Station 4. Since she had said that, Fly had gathered the things he'd need for a trip to Japan, some enthusiastic  cryptozoologists, and gone to eastern Japan. This is the logbook that he kept during his month-long expedition:

Day 1: Me and the crew have left the airport, and have checked into a hotel near the beach. Tomorrow, we are going to start searching for traces of Ningens at the beach and in shallow water.

Day 3: We were able to find a pice of thick, yellow skin. This almost definitely not a Ningen, but we will do DNA tests soon. John, a member of our crew, has found out a lot about the folklore and sightings of Ningens. Apparently they are sleek, white, and mermaid-shaped.

Day 7: We ran tests on the skin and were able to identify it as a strange mutated citrus. This might be a clue to finding a Ningen, but it doesn't fit anything we've heard about.

Day 18: WE FOUND SOMETHING! We had gone out to sea to lure a Ningen. When we got a bite, it was really strong, it took almost all of us to keep it from getting away. Eventually, it jumped out of the water, let go of the hook, and dove back down. It was yellow and circular with a giant, gaping maw with at least 85 teeth! We're coming back tomorrow to try to catch it again.

Day 19: Right as we were about to board our boat, we saw it washed up on the shore ... IT'S A LEMON! We started investigating, but as we got close, it lunged at us and made a deafening screech. There were thousands of ripples and bubbles in the water. Me and the crew ran as fast as we could but those monsters were too fast for most of us. We lost John and Steven.

Day 20: Me and what remains of the crew are hiding in a cave that's covered by vines. From what we saw, the creatures didn't have noses, so they shouldn't be able to find-


                              Is Fly gone? Find out February 6th!

Dawge #34! Dr. Kaat vs. The Power-Fluff Gerbils! (39)

Dr. Kaat was sitting in his lair thinking about how he had been foiled by Super Dawg before, and why. Then he realized that Super Dawg was almost bigger them than him! He was certain that he could win if he fought someone smaller! He went to his superhero encyclopedia and found The Power-Fluff Gerbils. Right away he started thinking of his diabolical plan. 

Meanwhile, Betty, Floofers, and Not-Betty were in their secret lair in Goat's basement that not even he knew about it. All of a sudden, the ground shook, the sky turned an unearthly red, and Weeble-Wooble turned into a lemon! The Power-Fluff Gerbils immediately got to work. They used laser swords to cut the lemon world in to a dodecahedron once again! The world was safe, and Dr. Kaat  was very disappointed. 

Dawge #33! A day in the life of Goat (38)

Every morning, Goat wakes up in his backhoe, and eats Mice 'n Oats cereal for breakfast. After breakfast, he goes to Ethiopia to work at the sheep factory. He is the person who makes the legs of the sheep. According to Goat, it's a lot harder than you'd think.

During his lunch break, Goat gets a goblin-meat sandwich at Fantasy Fud. When he gets back to work, he makes about seventeen more sheep legs, and then goes to his salsa dancing classes. His dance instructor is the ghost of Benjamin Franklin. 

Once Goat is done with his dancing, he heads home and has Instant Mice for dinner. Before he goes to bed, he watches the latest episode of his favorite reality show, The Hidden Penguins in North America. Goat then goes to bed in his bed made out of bottles of helium.

                       The End