Dawge #36! The Guitar Safari! (41)

Dawge had been really stressed saving Weeble-Wooble all the time as Super Dawg, so he decided to take a little vacation, and go on a guitar safari. Since Bob was worried about Jim exploring space with Bub, Dawge thought a guitar safari would be just the thing to help him relax. Dawge wasn't very good friends with Bob. Whenever they were hanging out, there was a lot of awkward silence. So, he decided to invite Dragon too.

When they got to the guitar grasslands, they rode in a small jeep driven by their T-rex tour guide.

"If you look to your right," the T-Rex said in a surprisingly silky tone, "You will see a group of slap basses feasting in a freshly killed banjo. If you look to your left, you can see a large group of ukuleles grazing on some lemon-grass."

Bob was about to share a fun fact about banjos, when the ukuleles each ripped in half, and a monkey came out of each of them! The monkeys pushed over a big rock, which rolled down a ramp and hit a tank. The tank shot a bullet over a cat's head, which startled the cat and made it jump onto a coffee maker. The coffee maker proceeded to explode, and blew shrapnel into a lemon that turned into a monkey with a tuxedo who made everyone a cup of apple juice. Dawge, Bob, Dragon, and the T-Rex drank their apple juice, and Dr. Kaat's plan was foiled again, because the monkey in a tux was supposed to give them pickle juice disguised as lemonade.