These are directions to Dawge's house, written by Dawge himself. First, go through the Arc of Doom, and follow the dotted path around the Hill of Harmless Radioactivity. Then, go through the Forest of Rabid-Werewolf-Monkeys, where you will probably be killed and turned into ghosts. After that, it's just a straight plummet to certain death that will take you to the Underworld. From there, my remote mountain cabin will be right up ahead. However, there are several critical demons guarding the mountain. They can't move, but they will silently judge you. And that's how you get to Dawge's house