Today is a friend of mine's birthday, so I'm giving you, Dawge #13! (Bort-hay edition)
Dragon was strolling down the park, when he ran into Goat. He was about to ask how he was doing, but Irammi* came around the corner. Goat whisper-yelled, "Hide!" And so they did. This was the third time that this had happened to Irammi. She was wondering why. When she got home, the lights were off. Irammi turned them on, and Dawge, Goat, Bob, Fly, Dragon, and Jim jumped out of their hiding places and shouted, "Merry Bort-hay!" How had Irammi forgot? It was her Bort-hay! Irammi got presents, cake, and a pet hippo.
*An owl with a propeller beanie.
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Friday, October 28, 2016
Dawge! #12 (9)
Dawge has seven rhino-headed dragons, which he uses to pull his chariot made of shark skin. He uses his chariot to fly to other galaxies.
Dragon can eat 999,999,999,999 lumpy pillows before he has to take a nap.
Bob likes to buy tons of chicken to feed to Jim, his pet lamp.
Goat has been to Kenya, Korea, Japan, Hawaii, Germany, Chad, Madagascar, The Sandwich Islands, and Kansas.
Dragon can eat 999,999,999,999 lumpy pillows before he has to take a nap.
Bob likes to buy tons of chicken to feed to Jim, his pet lamp.
Goat has been to Kenya, Korea, Japan, Hawaii, Germany, Chad, Madagascar, The Sandwich Islands, and Kansas.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Dawge! #11 (8)
I'm sorry that I haven't posted in awhile. I'll be sure to post more in the future. Also, be sure to share this blog with your friends, and comment. But enough about that stuff. I present to you, Dawge #11!
This is a folk tale from the Dawge universe (which is also known as, Weeble-Wooble) called a tale of three clouds. Once there were three clouds called Elijah, Bartholomew, and Steve. These clouds ruled the earth, but all had different ideas of what a good leader is. The first cloud thought that a leader should love and cherish his subjects. The second cloud thought that a leader should enslave his people, and force them to do things. Steve didn't actually know what a leader was, and decided to take a nap. Elijah and Bartholomew fought over who should rule. Eventually, the both were eaten by bigger clouds, and Steve became the ruler over all Weeble-Wooble.
The End
I hope that you all enjoyed this extra long story. If you would like more posts like this, comment, or e-mail me to tell me what you think.
This is a folk tale from the Dawge universe (which is also known as, Weeble-Wooble) called a tale of three clouds. Once there were three clouds called Elijah, Bartholomew, and Steve. These clouds ruled the earth, but all had different ideas of what a good leader is. The first cloud thought that a leader should love and cherish his subjects. The second cloud thought that a leader should enslave his people, and force them to do things. Steve didn't actually know what a leader was, and decided to take a nap. Elijah and Bartholomew fought over who should rule. Eventually, the both were eaten by bigger clouds, and Steve became the ruler over all Weeble-Wooble.
The End
I hope that you all enjoyed this extra long story. If you would like more posts like this, comment, or e-mail me to tell me what you think.
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