Dawge! #16 (13)

Once upon a time, Dawge was off to the milk factory to see if he could trick the workers into giving him all the milk. As he was trying to persuade the people, one worker mistook Dawge for a jug of milk. The worker kept pouring more, and more milk into Dawge's mouth, Dawge was loving it, until, Boom! Fireworks went off at the circus. An elephant was shooting exploding peanuts at everybody! At the end of the show everyone was happy. And Dawge Never drank milk again.

Dawge! #15 (12)

Bob bakes bread for the needy lemons in the area.

Goat likes to dance with geese on weekends.

Fly uses seven hoes to bring down foes.

Dragon sometimes visits his mouse friends in their little mouse cities.

Dawge! #14 (11)

Dragon consumes over three thousand pounds of flies a week.

To put Goat to sleep, you just need to feed him thirteen pies, and twenty one potatoes.

Dawge's second cousin lives in a castle made out of bushes.

Potatoes have eyes, Bob does not.😢

Dawge! #13 Bort-hay edition (10)

Today is a friend of mine's birthday, so I'm giving you, Dawge #13! (Bort-hay edition)

Dragon was strolling down the park, when he ran into Goat. He was about to ask how he was doing, but Irammi* came around the corner. Goat whisper-yelled, "Hide!" And so they did. This was the third time that this had happened to Irammi. She was wondering why. When she got home, the lights were off. Irammi turned them on, and Dawge, Goat, Bob, Fly, Dragon, and Jim jumped out of their hiding places and shouted, "Merry Bort-hay!" How had Irammi forgot? It was her Bort-hay! Irammi got presents, cake, and a pet hippo.









*An owl with a propeller beanie. 

Dawge! #12 (9)

Dawge has seven rhino-headed dragons, which he uses to pull his chariot made of shark skin. He uses his chariot to fly to other galaxies.

Dragon can eat 999,999,999,999 lumpy pillows before he has to take a nap.

Bob likes to buy tons of chicken to feed to Jim, his pet lamp.

Goat has been to Kenya, Korea, Japan, Hawaii, Germany, Chad, Madagascar, The Sandwich Islands, and Kansas.

Dawge! #11 (8)

I'm sorry that I haven't posted in awhile. I'll be sure to post more in the future. Also, be sure to share this blog with your friends, and comment. But enough about that stuff. I present to you, Dawge #11!

This is a folk tale from the Dawge universe (which is also known as, Weeble-Wooble) called a tale of three clouds. Once there were three clouds called Elijah, Bartholomew, and Steve. These clouds ruled the earth, but all had different ideas of what a good leader is. The first cloud thought that a leader should love and cherish his subjects. The second cloud thought that a leader should enslave his people, and force them to do things. Steve didn't actually know what a leader was, and decided to take a nap. Elijah and Bartholomew fought over who should rule. Eventually, the both were eaten by bigger clouds, and Steve became the ruler over all Weeble-Wooble. 
                     The End

I hope that you all enjoyed this extra long story. If you would like more posts like this, comment, or e-mail me to tell me what you think.   

Dawge! #10 (7)

Once again, I have slightly neglected my blog. But, today is the......Tenth Adventures of Dawge blog post!!!! Yay! So today, I give you, Dawge #10!(Frikijerplurt Edition)

Dawge was on his way back to his house. But when he opened his door, "Surprise!" Said Fly, Goat, Bob(and Jim), Dragon, Elephant and even the squirrel with the weird ringtone. Dawge was confused. "Why, who, what, where, how?" He asked, "Happy Frikijerplurt Day!" How could Dawge forget!? "Happy Frikijerplurt Day to you too! Happy Frikijerplurt Day to all, and to all a tasty frank.

Dawge #9! (6)

I apologize for not posting anything lately, I was kind of busy enjoying summer vacation. But now, I give you Dawge #9! (Superhero Edition)


When Dawge isn't having a weird life, he is serving justice to the evil-doers of the Weird-stuff Universe!
"Help!" Screamed a voice, Dawge heard the cry for attention, I mean, help, and got in his robotic suit made out of a toaster, becoming Super Dawg!
"What is the problem citizen?" Super Dawg asked the squirrel,
"What?" Said the squirrel,
"Oh, you must be referring to my new ring-tone." The squirrel played her ring-tone, Help!,  the ring-tone said.
"Oh." Said Super Dawg, "Well, I guess I'll be going. Bye!"
"Goodbye Super Dawg!" Said the squirrel, "Thanks for all the help!" And once again the Weeble-Wooble Universe is safe!

Dawge! #8 (5)

I was given a request to include bagpipes in one of my Dawge! sentences. So, I give to you, Dawge! #8. (Bagpipe edition)

Bob owns a bagpipe ranch. It's a family business. Every morning, Bob has to feed his bagpipes 14 notes of food. In the afternoon, he has to take the bagpipes on walks, and play with them. They prefer to play tug-of-war and fetch. Before bed, Bob feeds his bagpipes another 14 notes for dinner, and tucks them into bed. 

Dawge! #7 (4)

Once again I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything new lately. To make up for it I'll give you two posts today! And now, Dawge! #7

Dawge bought a pet last week. It's a mailbox.
Bob helped Goat move into his new house, a bulldozer.
Fly road his pig into town, and was arrested for not wearing a bow tie.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for hats!

Dawge! #6 (3)

I'm sorry I haven't been able to post anything lately, I've been pretty sick for a while. To make up for the days I give you Dawge! #6.(Christmas edition.)


Sweet
Candy cane
Open

Dawge likes to use candy canes as skis.
Goat prefers non-sweetened, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, generic, fat free, kale wrapped chocolate over cake.
On Christmas Eve, Bob and his lamp named Jim, open boxes full of rocks.
I know it isn't Christmas time in real life but, in Dawge's universe, Christmas is some time near the end of April.

Merry Christmas everyone! 

Dawge! #5 (2)

This morning my spelling assignment was to write a paragraph about something I like to do. I took this opportunity to write more Dawge sentences! So, I give to you, Dawge! #5.

The bouncing beans boing in Boston.

Dawge jumps so high little ants look like people!

Goat's carpet has a bad habit of eating squirrels.

Fly sucked milk up his trunk then laughed and milk came out his mouth!

The Characters / Dawge #4! (1)

Dawge is a mutated catfish with robotic limbs, but what are Fly and Goat?

First off, Fly is actually an elephant and is Dawge's best friend. Goat is a snake who lives inside an abandoned backhoe. Bob is a character who will appear in later volumes. He is a flea and prefers to keep to himself and his lamp. Dragon will also appear later and is a mouse with a thimble for a hat. 
I think that just about covers it. Oh yeah! Here is Dawge! Volume #4.

Dawge's favourite play is 'Fish a Goldfish Tale'. His favourite part is when Bo-bo eats the hot dog. Dawge's least favourite part was when you find out Moji was actually alive, it was such a cop-out!

Welcome to Adventures of Dawge! (0)

The Adventures of Dawge is a series of sentences where Dawge(pronounced dog)has adventures with his friends. Dawge is actually a mutated catfish with robotic limbs. Due to losing a notebook, I don't know what Dawge volumes 1 and 2 are. But now I present to you, Dawge! Volume #3!

Dawge uses his saxophone to rob banks on Tuesday.

Goat's megaphone sounds like two giraffes eating whole grain waffles with grape jam.

Fly ate sushi and Dawge sued him.

If you want to contact Dawge for feedback, e-mail him.