Dawge #42! Not So Nice To Be A Cat Part Two (48)

When we last saw Dawge, he was in the form of a cat, and in jail. Little did he know, Jim and Bub had accidentally picked up a caveman named Urghh during their adventures. When they found out about this, they happened to drop him off on top of the jail that Dawge was in. As we all know, cavemen named Urghh are incredibly heavy. When Urghh fell, the entire prison collapsed. Dawge was free! Now it was only a question of how to turn back into his normal self-

Ha!! ME UrgHH! yOO beE frEnt TO urGHH? Yaya! mE riTEr nOww! WelCOom to TE UrrGHh ShoW! Woo hOo! 

Sorry about that. Urghh and his mom are currently staying at my house for Urghh's safety. I went to get some hot chocolate and this happened. I apologize for the inconvenience. Now, back to the story:

Dawge went back to Weeble-Wooble so his friends could help him. Urghh ran around petting random people in the streets, until a rhino claimed him as her son. 

When Dawge got back to Weeble-Wooble, he remembered something. He still had his shape-shifting abilities! He turned himself back into a catfish and mostly everything was right with the world again.

 tE enT

(Urghh!)

Dawge #41! Not So Nice To Be A Cat Part One (47)

If you've ever seen a house cat, you might say that their life is easy. "How nice it would be to be a cat," you might say to yourself. But I assure you, it is not so nice to be a cat.

Dawge was walking by President Bubblehead's mansion, when he noticed something strange. The mansion was a lot bigger than he remembered it. So was the sidewalk. Everything was much bigger! Then Dawge understood. He was a cat. Thankfully, Dawge had a bucket list for just the occasion. He pulled the list out of his back pocket. Unfortunately, cats can't read, so this is what Dawge saw:

1: Feet a ditch 
2: Lift an elephant
3: Join a cat gang
4: Lump oof a teal bulldog
5: Cuddle jail on top of beats

The list made perfect sense to him, so Dawge did them in order. To start his list, Dawge kicked a ditch. After that, he bench pressed an elephant with his mind. (Just because he was a cat, didn't mean he lost his telekinetic abilities) Once that was done, he joined a cat gang in Detroit and scratched some windows, stole some catnip, and had a water gun fight in an alley. Before he could punch a teal colored bulldog, he was arrested by the cat police and put into cat jail.

THE END

Part Two coming soon!

Dawge #40! The Weeble-Wooble Debate! (46)

The Weeble-Wooble election was coming up, so they were having a debate. The two main candidates were Mr. Bubblehead (a rather fat man who sounded like an old British woman with a cold, and had a large bubble for a head) and a cow. 

The first question was for Mr. Bubblehead. 

"Do you know the muffin man?" Mr. Bubblehead responded, "Yes."

The next question was for the cow.

"Hannah has 127 books in her collection. Her school is hosting a book donation. There are z students at her school, and they each plan to donate the same number of books and reach a total donation of 300 books. How many books will 
Hannah have in her collection after the donation." The cow just stood there chewing cud.

By the end of the debate, Mr. Bubblehead had answered all of his questions very well, while the cow eventually walked out of the building and was adopted into a family of stegosauruses. When the election finally happened, Mr. Bubblehead won! He was now President Bubblehead!

THE END

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