Dawge #47! Urghh's Guide To Writing! (53)

Halloo! Me Urghh. Toady, I teach how ritehing wurks. Steep-and-steep eenstruckshens! :D

1: Book/papper/lahptop/tableet/andything yoo use to rite.
2: Other things to help.
3: Brayn. Brayn is allmost de most impurtent ting wen riting. Akordeeng to Goat, mine ees "Underdeveloped".
4: Snacks. Wen yoo is hungre, yoo need snak. Spessifikully lemons. LEMONS IS DE MOST GOOD SNAKS! TRUST URGHH!!
4: Not a pig(usualllly). While peegs are not empurtant to ritthing, dey is cute.
4: I thenk dat es all! Now, go! Rihte! Urghh Believe en yoo! RITE LIKE TE WIND!

Teh Ind

(yaya! UrghH made a rithing!)

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Dawge #44! 2nd Anniversary Edition! (50)

I can't believe it! I've been publishing Adventures of Dawge for two years now! And over the years, a lot has changed: I've started writing full-fledged short stories instead of just random sentences; Lots of new characters have joined us; (Including Qaat, Bubs, and Urghh) And Mr. Bubblehead became president! 

To celebrate this momentous occasion, I would like to share a poem, written by Dawge himself:

An Ode To Random.

Through the arc of doom
I think of large giraffes

And little baby buffalo
Wearing multi-colored hats

Rabid werewolf-monkeys
And demons that are snobs

An evil flying dogfish
That's stinking at his job

A semi-worried flea
Who quite misses his son

And little lemon creatures
That eat people for fun

But when day is over
And when the sun is set

Nothing makes me quite as happy
As Urghh doing The Nutcracker ballet.

Dawge #42! Not So Nice To Be A Cat Part Two (48)

When we last saw Dawge, he was in the form of a cat, and in jail. Little did he know, Jim and Bub had accidentally picked up a caveman named Urghh during their adventures. When they found out about this, they happened to drop him off on top of the jail that Dawge was in. As we all know, cavemen named Urghh are incredibly heavy. When Urghh fell, the entire prison collapsed. Dawge was free! Now it was only a question of how to turn back into his normal self-

Ha!! ME UrgHH! yOO beE frEnt TO urGHH? Yaya! mE riTEr nOww! WelCOom to TE UrrGHh ShoW! Woo hOo! 

Sorry about that. Urghh and his mom are currently staying at my house for Urghh's safety. I went to get some hot chocolate and this happened. I apologize for the inconvenience. Now, back to the story:

Dawge went back to Weeble-Wooble so his friends could help him. Urghh ran around petting random people in the streets, until a rhino claimed him as her son. 

When Dawge got back to Weeble-Wooble, he remembered something. He still had his shape-shifting abilities! He turned himself back into a catfish and mostly everything was right with the world again.

 tE enT

(Urghh!)