Dawge! #8 (5)

I was given a request to include bagpipes in one of my Dawge! sentences. So, I give to you, Dawge! #8. (Bagpipe edition)

Bob owns a bagpipe ranch. It's a family business. Every morning, Bob has to feed his bagpipes 14 notes of food. In the afternoon, he has to take the bagpipes on walks, and play with them. They prefer to play tug-of-war and fetch. Before bed, Bob feeds his bagpipes another 14 notes for dinner, and tucks them into bed. 

Dawge! #7 (4)

Once again I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything new lately. To make up for it I'll give you two posts today! And now, Dawge! #7

Dawge bought a pet last week. It's a mailbox.
Bob helped Goat move into his new house, a bulldozer.
Fly road his pig into town, and was arrested for not wearing a bow tie.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for hats!

Dawge! #6 (3)

I'm sorry I haven't been able to post anything lately, I've been pretty sick for a while. To make up for the days I give you Dawge! #6.(Christmas edition.)


Sweet
Candy cane
Open

Dawge likes to use candy canes as skis.
Goat prefers non-sweetened, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, generic, fat free, kale wrapped chocolate over cake.
On Christmas Eve, Bob and his lamp named Jim, open boxes full of rocks.
I know it isn't Christmas time in real life but, in Dawge's universe, Christmas is some time near the end of April.

Merry Christmas everyone! 

Dawge! #5 (2)

This morning my spelling assignment was to write a paragraph about something I like to do. I took this opportunity to write more Dawge sentences! So, I give to you, Dawge! #5.

The bouncing beans boing in Boston.

Dawge jumps so high little ants look like people!

Goat's carpet has a bad habit of eating squirrels.

Fly sucked milk up his trunk then laughed and milk came out his mouth!

The Characters / Dawge #4! (1)

Dawge is a mutated catfish with robotic limbs, but what are Fly and Goat?

First off, Fly is actually an elephant and is Dawge's best friend. Goat is a snake who lives inside an abandoned backhoe. Bob is a character who will appear in later volumes. He is a flea and prefers to keep to himself and his lamp. Dragon will also appear later and is a mouse with a thimble for a hat. 
I think that just about covers it. Oh yeah! Here is Dawge! Volume #4.

Dawge's favourite play is 'Fish a Goldfish Tale'. His favourite part is when Bo-bo eats the hot dog. Dawge's least favourite part was when you find out Moji was actually alive, it was such a cop-out!

Welcome to Adventures of Dawge! (0)

The Adventures of Dawge is a series of sentences where Dawge(pronounced dog)has adventures with his friends. Dawge is actually a mutated catfish with robotic limbs. Due to losing a notebook, I don't know what Dawge volumes 1 and 2 are. But now I present to you, Dawge! Volume #3!

Dawge uses his saxophone to rob banks on Tuesday.

Goat's megaphone sounds like two giraffes eating whole grain waffles with grape jam.

Fly ate sushi and Dawge sued him.

If you want to contact Dawge for feedback, e-mail him.