If you've ever seen a house cat, you might say that their life is easy. "How nice it would be to be a cat," you might say to yourself. But I assure you, it is not so nice to be a cat.
Dawge was walking by President Bubblehead's mansion, when he noticed something strange. The mansion was a lot bigger than he remembered it. So was the sidewalk. Everything was much bigger! Then Dawge understood. He was a cat. Thankfully, Dawge had a bucket list for just the occasion. He pulled the list out of his back pocket. Unfortunately, cats can't read, so this is what Dawge saw:
1: Feet a ditch
2: Lift an elephant
3: Join a cat gang
4: Lump oof a teal bulldog
5: Cuddle jail on top of beats
The list made perfect sense to him, so Dawge did them in order. To start his list, Dawge kicked a ditch. After that, he bench pressed an elephant with his mind. (Just because he was a cat, didn't mean he lost his telekinetic abilities) Once that was done, he joined a cat gang in Detroit and scratched some windows, stole some catnip, and had a water gun fight in an alley. Before he could punch a teal colored bulldog, he was arrested by the cat police and put into cat jail.
THE END
Part Two coming soon!
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