These are directions to Dawge's house, written by Dawge himself.
First, go through the Arc of Doom, and follow the dotted path around the Hill of Harmless Radioactivity. Then, go through the Forest of Rabid-Werewolf-Monkeys, where you will probably be killed and turned into ghosts. After that, it's just a straight plummet to certain death that will take you to the Underworld. From there, my remote mountain cabin will be right up ahead. However, there are several critical demons guarding the mountain. They can't move, but they will silently judge you.
And that's how you get to Dawge's house
Can you please post a phonetic pronunciation guide for Dawge, thank you.
ReplyDeleteI would be happy to! Dawge is pronounced Dog. All the other animal themed names are pronounced like they should be. The holiday 'Frikijerplurt Day' Is pronounced Freak-a-jerp-lert. And, Irammi is pronounced Ear-am-ee. I think that's it. If there is something else you're confused on, let me know.
ReplyDeleteCool! How does he leave his home?
ReplyDeleteVery carefully.
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