Dawge #33! A day in the life of Goat (38)

Every morning, Goat wakes up in his backhoe, and eats Mice 'n Oats cereal for breakfast. After breakfast, he goes to Ethiopia to work at the sheep factory. He is the person who makes the legs of the sheep. According to Goat, it's a lot harder than you'd think.

During his lunch break, Goat gets a goblin-meat sandwich at Fantasy Fud. When he gets back to work, he makes about seventeen more sheep legs, and then goes to his salsa dancing classes. His dance instructor is the ghost of Benjamin Franklin. 

Once Goat is done with his dancing, he heads home and has Instant Mice for dinner. Before he goes to bed, he watches the latest episode of his favorite reality show, The Hidden Penguins in North America. Goat then goes to bed in his bed made out of bottles of helium.

                       The End