Spork, Private Eye #2! The Creation of Spprk! (66)

    Spork had been wondering about Super Dawg. Who was he? Where did he come from? Did he have hair or fur? And most importantly of all, where was the middle toe on his left foot?
    Spork wanted to find out. She had just started putting together a π-D wall map when all of a sudden, something got tossed out the door to Argentina!
    As any private eye would, Spork went to investigate. As she predicted, it was another case. But this one wasn't a normal case. This case... was brief.
    Hours later, she was still working on it in her office. Knowing the case was brief, she had put off the investigations of Super Dawg. She was wondering if she should maybe go back to it, as the brief case had turned out not to be so brief.
    And then it hit her. A time-space strawberry pop tart. It hit Spork so hard that it split, and as a result, Weeble-Wooble was momentarily split into two different timelines.
    In one timeline, Spork fused with the time-space strawberry pop tart, which had been almost completely drained of its time-space power, and gave the last of it to Spork. As a result, Spork turned into Spprk, the best detective to ever live! Using her deductive reasoning, she quickly concluded that Super Dawg was none other than Dawge!
    In the other timeline, Spork decided to go back to the Super Dawg mystery for a bit. After a few minutes, she had narrowed down the possible candidates to Dawge, Goat, and Dragon. Then she remembered the Windy 6423, and how the tied runner-ups, Dawge and Qaat, had sworn to be mortal enemies. She also remembered that Qaat had a PhD in evil science. Therefore, Qaat was Dr. Kaat, and since Dr. Kaat and Super Dawg were always fighting, that meant Super Dawg was Dawge! After reaching this conclusion, Spork thought she'd try being a superhero herself. So she put on the time-space strawberry pop tart, which had been almost completely drained of its time-space power, and gave the last of it to Spork. As a result, Spork turned into Spprk, the best detective to ever live!
    Once both Sporks had turned into Spprk, the timelines collapsed into one. Due to this, Spprk now believes she acquired her knowledge of Super Dawg's secret identity and her powers from eating a carrot shaped like a bus.

The End