Windy 6423 #2! (67)

It's that time again! Dawge, Fly, Bob, Goat, Dragon, and Qaat are polishing their rides. Dawge is riding on his turquoise, flaming, emo emu; Fly is on his famous flying rocking chair; Bob is in a stroller with rocket boosters; Goat is scooting around on five raw chickens; Dragon is driving in his winning Chevy Equinox; and Qaat is inside a giant robotic armadillo.

They drove to the starting line, everyone throwing pebbles with excitement. The small starting rock turned red, then yellow, then finally it turned into grapes. The racers were off!

Qaat took the lead with Bob literally on his tail. Dawge was behind him. Goat was in last place.

The emo emu got upset and started running into the armadillo, thrashing his head into it with everything he's got!

"No! My armadillo!" Yelled Qaat, "You'll pay for this, Dawge! This Armadillo cost 🐟500,999,888! Armadillo, get him!"

The armadillo started running after Dawge and his emo emu.

"Sorry, Qaat. You can't attack me!" Said Dawge, "It's against the rules!"

"Curses!!!!" Howled Qaat. They both started racing again.

They finally reached the end, but Qaat got there right before Dawge. Qaat smiled evilly. The trophy appeared, but not in Qaat's flippers, it appeared in Goat's tail. Dawge and Qaat came in last place. Goat never mistreated raw chickens again.