Goat [insert action] #1! Jebediah The Sky Giraffe (68)

Goat was driving his kiwi along his usual newspaper route, when he saw a black dot in the sky. Now, this, of course, was nothing new; the sky of Weeble-Wooble was covered in black dots each called Bruce Willis. What made this Bruce Willis stand out was that its name wasn't Bruce Willis, it was A-large-meteor-that's-going-to-crash-into-you-Goat.

The non-Bruce Willis got bigger and bigger until it was almost about to crash into Goat! But then it stopped abruptly, 17.32 inches from his third eye. That was when Goat found that is wasn't Bruce Willis or a meteor; it was an airship about the size of a school bus.

When the airship fell to the ground abruptly, a small, bipedal giraffe wearing a tailcoat and a monocle hopped off of the deck and greeted Goat.

"Hello, sir!" the giraffe said with an English accent. "My name is Jebediah, but you can call me Jeb. You see, I was flying my airship around as usual, when the most peculiar thing happened; there was this gigantic duck--which reminds me of something my great-uncle Stefan once said, "If you can't fight the beaver..."

Goat zoned out, because Jeb's yammering was really boring. So, he went to his Imagination Land! the place in his head where he pretended that he was a part of his favorite soap opera, A Jelly Bean Named Gilbert.

In his Imagination Land!, Goat always played the part of Leonard the butler, who was the king of HotDogland. He was just about to hand over the key to the city to Gilbert, when he woke up.

"...said YOU SUCK!!" Jebediah screamed at the top of his lungs, then collapsed and started crying gently.

Goat had no idea what Jeb had been talking about, so he just awkwardly kneeled down next to him and pet him on the back as he muttered to himself, "Stupid Larry."

The End