He walked out of his house. He walked for about a mile, until he saw a sign that said,
The Putunataryzopzap. Reward:🐟 987,654,321,998,877,665,544,332,211.* Wanted Dead or dead.
Sweet! Dragon thought. This could be my big break! Finally a monster to fight! Hallelujah! Dragon did a little dance.
Okie duck pond! Where should I go first? Dragon thought for a bit. Dragon started jogging. He went to a little village. He asked someone what The Putunataryzopzap was.
"Oh," said the villager. "No one knows what The Putunataryzopzap is. All we know is that it keeps stealing our food!"
Dragon loves food, so he set of to find this monster. He soon found a sign. It said,
<----- This way for a delicious sandwich place.
-----> This way for The Puntunataryzopzap's hole.
Dragon knew exactly which way to go. He started to run for the sandwich place. After he got a delicious sandwich, he ran to The Puntunataryzopzap's hole. He stuck his head in the hole.
"Hello? Any-puntunatary home?" Dragon's voice echoed through the hole. "I guess not," Shrugged Dragon.
"Leave!" Hissed a voice from the hole. Dragon was surprised when the voice came without a warning.
"Stop tormenting these nice villagers! Reveal yourself!" Dragon said, drawing his sword.
"Fine." It said. Dragon was expecting a giant monster with food in its claws.
But instead, Goat came out of the hole.
"Oh! Hi, Dragon! My good old friend!" Goat said.
"Wha-? IT WAS YOU?! You were the Puntunataryzopzap?!" Dragon asked in disbelief.
"The what? Did those villagers give me a silly name? Oh well," Shrugged Goat, "Good-bye!"
Goat slithered away.
Dragon just sat there in disbelief. From then on, he never trusted people who didn't know what the monster looked like.
"Hello? Any-puntunatary home?" Dragon's voice echoed through the hole. "I guess not," Shrugged Dragon.
"Leave!" Hissed a voice from the hole. Dragon was surprised when the voice came without a warning.
"Stop tormenting these nice villagers! Reveal yourself!" Dragon said, drawing his sword.
"Fine." It said. Dragon was expecting a giant monster with food in its claws.
But instead, Goat came out of the hole.
"Oh! Hi, Dragon! My good old friend!" Goat said.
"Wha-? IT WAS YOU?! You were the Puntunataryzopzap?!" Dragon asked in disbelief.
"The what? Did those villagers give me a silly name? Oh well," Shrugged Goat, "Good-bye!"
Goat slithered away.
Dragon just sat there in disbelief. From then on, he never trusted people who didn't know what the monster looked like.
The End
*🐟 is Weeble-Wooblian currency. It is equivalent to 17 Greek Drachmae, and is pronounced 💥.
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