Dawge's Guide to Fixing Doorbells:
Step 0a: Ring the doorbell.
Step 0b: No need fixing something that isn't broken.
Step 1: Get nyanned.
Step 2: Learn you just got nyanned, a kind of rickroll-type internet prank that instead uses Nyan Cat.
Step 3: Clone a sheep.
Step 4a: Learn how to play FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™.
Step 4b: Win the title of best FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™ player in Weeble-Wooble.
Step 5a: Turn yourself into a fish.
Step 5b: Play Paul for the rest of the month.
Step 6: Put bread into the toaster that the broken doorbell is on.
Step 7: Put toast into The Great Breader.
Step 9: Practice jumping until you can jump to the moon.
Step 15z: Replace the doorbell on the toaster.
Step 15y: Go to Step 0.
And that is how you fix doorbells.
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