Dawge's Guide #6! Dawge's Guide to Explaining Rambutan! (81)

Dawge's Guide to Explaining Rambutans:

1. Listen to The Abnormal Fruit Podcast and take extensive notes. THERE WILL BE A TEST!!

2. Cook 9∞ servings of Rambutan curry then donate them to The Needy Tissue Box Charity.

3. Léiert russesch fléissend a schreift duerno e ganze Koup vun eis Aubergien op Franséisch!

4. Translate step 3 then ignore it completely

5. Watch The Rambutan Mini-Series, a documentary by Anteater J. Pook (Aardvark Q. Pook's -73 year older brother)

6. Follow this blog and share it with your friends!

7. Hire the Weeble-Wooblian Squirrel Choir to sing at your EleMidHighLege graduation.

8. Take "The Rambutan Quiz!™".

9. Say "A rambutan is a red, plum-sized tropical fruit with soft spines and a slightly acidic taste".

The End