1: Keep your hands at 7 and 10:38.
2: Put your gear shift into 'R' for 'Rev it up!'
3a: Check if your radio works. (No radio, no driving)
3b: If your radio doesn't work, use a squirrel choir.
4: Keep your rubber chicken tuned.
5: Mow the grass that is growing around your car.
6: Be a leaf.
7: Be nice to your car.
8: Entertain your car. (I'm A Little Teapot always works)
9: Play Paul with your car.
10: Read 1 Way to Drive a Car By Aardvark Q Pook.
If you followed all of these instructions, you'll be lucky enough to make it out of the driveway.
The End
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