Friday, March 8, 2019

Dawge #61! National Squirrel Day! (77)

There's a day that all Weeble-Wooblians celebrate. National Squirrel Day! 

National Squirrel Day is when everyone gathers together to celebrate the Squirrel Choir! 

They start with a potluck, then after everyone has eaten, it's time to dance! 
Of course the Squirrel Choir gets to pick the song. Their favorites are Hungarian Dance #5, Kiss From A Rose, The Butterfly Waltz, and anything by Michael Jackson. 

After dancing, Dawge, Bob, Goat, Dragon, and Fly put on a play. It's either Shakespeare (not Romeo and Juliet; normally The Tempest or As You Like It) or they re-enact the time where an ordinary thing almost got Dawge. 

Dawge was just happily skipping along Weeble-Wooble's lake, when all of a sudden, a lemon appeared. An ordinary lemon. No stripes, no battle cry. Just a lemon. The wind started pushing this lemon closer and closer to Dawge. 

Dawge's back was up against a Y-tree*. The lemon almost touched his robotic foot. Then the Squirrel Choir came! And boy were they prepared! They grabbed the lemon, put googly eyes on it, gave it pipe cleaners for arms and legs, and asked Izyoo to bless it with life. When he did, Lucas was born.

That's why they celebrate National Squirrel Day! So remember, treat your squirrels with respect, and they could save your life. 

The End
*A Y-tree is a tree that grows the letter Q.

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