Dawge #61! National Squirrel Day! (77)

There's a day that all Weeble-Wooblians celebrate. National Squirrel Day! 

National Squirrel Day is when everyone gathers together to celebrate the Squirrel Choir! 

They start with a potluck, then after everyone has eaten, it's time to dance! 
Of course the Squirrel Choir gets to pick the song. Their favorites are Hungarian Dance #5, Kiss From A Rose, The Butterfly Waltz, and anything by Michael Jackson. 

After dancing, Dawge, Bob, Goat, Dragon, and Fly put on a play. It's either Shakespeare (not Romeo and Juliet; normally The Tempest or As You Like It) or they re-enact the time where an ordinary thing almost got Dawge. 

Dawge was just happily skipping along Weeble-Wooble's lake, when all of a sudden, a lemon appeared. An ordinary lemon. No stripes, no battle cry. Just a lemon. The wind started pushing this lemon closer and closer to Dawge. 

Dawge's back was up against a Y-tree*. The lemon almost touched his robotic foot. Then the Squirrel Choir came! And boy were they prepared! They grabbed the lemon, put googly eyes on it, gave it pipe cleaners for arms and legs, and asked Izyoo to bless it with life. When he did, Lucas was born.

That's why they celebrate National Squirrel Day! So remember, treat your squirrels with respect, and they could save your life. 

The End

*A Y-tree is a tree that grows the letter Q.

Adventuring with Fly #2a! Fly's Journey to My-Face! (76)

Fly woke up one morning to find that his trunk had been transformed. He had a feeling he had an adventure on his ears, which called for a logbook. This is the logbook Fly kept:

Day 1, Entry 1: Today I woke up and my trunk had been turned into a neon indigo sphube. I reluctantly went to Dr. Kaat's tower because he's the only doctor in Weeble-Wooble. His diagnosis was Nebluhy and he said the only cure is a magical cheese from a planet called My-Face. I'm currently on my way to Spork's office to make sure Dr. Kaat is telling the truth.

Day 1, Entry 2: Spork says everything checks out. She let me borrow her compass rose because apparently pancakes don't have enough power to travel interstellar by themselves. Spork told me that if I didn't want to spend 3701 months in interstellar space, I'm going to need laser toast. I told her that I didn't have any and she explained that dirt works just as well. I plan to zoodle* this afternoon.

Day 1, Entry 3: I got hungry and ate the pancakes. Yeah. I'll order some more in a couple days once I get my octodaily duck shipment from Chalk Expedition Foundation Corp. Inc.

Day 4, Entry 1: I got my duck shipment and my pancakes. I'm ready to zoodle. 7279...656...38...7...purple...ZOODLE!!

Day 4, Entry 2: I've been zoodling for about 5 hours now. All I've seen so far is stars, pumpkins, and pineapples.

Day 6: I just passed a UFO. I think I saw a buffalo piloting it, with a sentient lamp by its side. I also think I might already be starting to go space-crazy.

Day 9: I'm still zoodling through space. Nothing new to report except a time-travelling spoon, two lightsabers fighting each other with humans, a giant berrystraw (a straw made of various exotic berries), two superdupercomputers having a staring contest, a keyboard playing a cat, and a cult of sentient grapes. Needless to say, it's been a boring, uneventful couple of days.

Day 15, Entry 1: I'm almost there! I can see My-Face!

Day 15, Entry 2: My brake was just stolen by the time-travelling spoon! I can't slow down! I'm gonna cra-

Is Fly okay? Find out next week!

*Zoodling is when you travel somewhere via pancakes.

Mwa ha ha ha! The Classified Post! (75)

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