Dawge #66! Half of the Power-Fluff Gerbils Turn Evil! (93)

Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe had finally finished their latest evil invention: the Lemon-Picklotron.

"As soon as we turn these olives," explained Dr. Kaat, "the Lemon-Picklotron will send out a pulse of mustard energy that will turn Super Dawg, Spprk, and any other superheroes that may be in Weeble-Wooble evil! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!"

Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe each turned 2¹∕₃ olives, and the Lemon-Picklotron activated. Unfortunately for Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe, Super Dawg and Spprk were just plain Dawge and Spork at the time, so the mustard energy pulse didn't detect any superheroes when it reached them.

But the Power-Fluff Gerbils are never their secret identity, mostly because they don't have one. So when the mustard energy pulse reached them, evil versions of themselves visited them in a dream. Unfortunately for Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe, the evil versions weren't as powerful as they had thought. This is what happened:



In Floofers' dream, Evil Floofers offered to trade the key Floofers was holding for some chocolate chip cookies. Floofers immediately accepted.

In Not-Betty's dream, she had an epic battle with Evil Not-Betty! Eventually, though, Not-Betty got trapped, and it looked like it was the end for her.

"You might as well just give me the key," said Evil Not-Betty, evilly, "the key to your mind."

Suddenly, Not-Betty got an idea! "You want a key? How about 104 of 'em?" Evil Not-Betty was crushed by a grand piano. Not-Betty had won the battle! She proceeded to dream about Lollipop Land.

Finally, in Betty's dream, she had an epic battle with Evil Betty! And like Not-Betty, she too was eventually trapped.

"You might as well just give me the key," said Evil Betty, evilly, "the key to your mind."

"What? What key?" asked Betty, confused.

"Wait, what? Where'd the key go? Where did you put it?" asked Evil Betty, furious.

"I don't know what you're talking about," replied Betty, "but I do have this thing." Betty held up a cucumber shaped like a cat. Knowing its power, Evil Betty quickly snatched it from Betty's tail. Turns out it gives the user control over half of Betty.

When the Power-Fluff Gerbils woke up in the morning, Floofers had been turned evil, Not-Betty was the same as when she had fallen asleep, and Betty was half-good, half-evil.

What will the Power-Fluff Gerbils do next?

Find out eventually!

Adventuring with Fly #2a! Fly's Journey to My-Face! (76)

Fly woke up one morning to find that his trunk had been transformed. He had a feeling he had an adventure on his ears, which called for a logbook. This is the logbook Fly kept:

Day 1, Entry 1: Today I woke up and my trunk had been turned into a neon indigo sphube. I reluctantly went to Dr. Kaat's tower because he's the only doctor in Weeble-Wooble. His diagnosis was Nebluhy and he said the only cure is a magical cheese from a planet called My-Face. I'm currently on my way to Spork's office to make sure Dr. Kaat is telling the truth.

Day 1, Entry 2: Spork says everything checks out. She let me borrow her compass rose because apparently pancakes don't have enough power to travel interstellar by themselves. Spork told me that if I didn't want to spend 3701 months in interstellar space, I'm going to need laser toast. I told her that I didn't have any and she explained that dirt works just as well. I plan to zoodle* this afternoon.

Day 1, Entry 3: I got hungry and ate the pancakes. Yeah. I'll order some more in a couple days once I get my octodaily duck shipment from Chalk Expedition Foundation Corp. Inc.

Day 4, Entry 1: I got my duck shipment and my pancakes. I'm ready to zoodle. 7279...656...38...7...purple...ZOODLE!!

Day 4, Entry 2: I've been zoodling for about 5 hours now. All I've seen so far is stars, pumpkins, and pineapples.

Day 6: I just passed a UFO. I think I saw a buffalo piloting it, with a sentient lamp by its side. I also think I might already be starting to go space-crazy.

Day 9: I'm still zoodling through space. Nothing new to report except a time-travelling spoon, two lightsabers fighting each other with humans, a giant berrystraw (a straw made of various exotic berries), two superdupercomputers having a staring contest, a keyboard playing a cat, and a cult of sentient grapes. Needless to say, it's been a boring, uneventful couple of days.

Day 15, Entry 1: I'm almost there! I can see My-Face!

Day 15, Entry 2: My brake was just stolen by the time-travelling spoon! I can't slow down! I'm gonna cra-

Is Fly okay? Find out next week!

*Zoodling is when you travel somewhere via pancakes.