"As soon as we turn these olives," explained Dr. Kaat, "the Lemon-Picklotron will send out a pulse of mustard energy that will turn Super Dawg, Spprk, and any other superheroes that may be in Weeble-Wooble evil! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!"
Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe each turned 21∕3 olives, and the Lemon-Picklotron activated. Unfortunately for Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe, Super Dawg and Spprk were just plain Dawge and Spork at the time, so the mustard energy pulse didn't detect any superheroes when it reached them.
But the Power-Fluff Gerbils are never their secret identity, mostly because they don't have one. So when the mustard energy pulse reached them, evil versions of themselves visited them in a dream. Unfortunately for Dr. Kaat and Dishonest Abe, the evil versions weren't as powerful as they had thought. This is what happened:
In Floofers' dream, Evil Floofers offered to trade the key Floofers was holding for some chocolate chip cookies. Floofers immediately accepted.
In Not-Betty's dream, she had an epic battle with Evil Not-Betty! Eventually, though, Not-Betty got trapped, and it looked like it was the end for her.
"You might as well just give me the key," said Evil Not-Betty, evilly, "the key to your mind."
Suddenly, Not-Betty got an idea! "You want a key? How about 104 of 'em?" Evil Not-Betty was crushed by a grand piano. Not-Betty had won the battle! She proceeded to dream about Lollipop Land.
Finally, in Betty's dream, she had an epic battle with Evil Betty! And like Not-Betty, she too was eventually trapped.
"You might as well just give me the key," said Evil Betty, evilly, "the key to your mind."
"What? What key?" asked Betty, confused.
"Wait, what? Where'd the key go? Where did you put it?" asked Evil Betty, furious.
"I don't know what you're talking about," replied Betty, "but I do have this thing." Betty held up a cucumber shaped like a cat. Knowing its power, Evil Betty quickly snatched it from Betty's tail. Turns out it gives the user control over half of Betty.
When the Power-Fluff Gerbils woke up in the morning, Floofers had been turned evil, Not-Betty was the same as when she had fallen asleep, and Betty was half-good, half-evil.
What will the Power-Fluff Gerbils do next?
Find out eventually!
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