Dawge #65! Wombat Fairies (92)

Dawge was walking in the park. It was a beautifully weird day. The birds were playing poker, the bees were screaming, and Bruce Willis was more deadly than ever! When Dawge went home to his enormous mansion, he noticed that his computer was gone! 

"AAH!" Dawge screamed like a little pineapple. 

He ran to his fireplace, chanted "Goat Sucks!" three and a half times, and a pillow landed on Dawge's head. He wrote something on it a really long time ago. It said, "You lost something again, didn't you? Either that, or you were taking your early morning goat hate. Anyway, just go into the forest to think." 

"Oh, okay." Dawge said. 

He went into the forest. But all of a sudden, in the middle of a beautiful clearing, he saw a glowing orb.

"Ooh!" Dawge called. "It's shiny! Oh, and it's the great and powerful orb of Goolak, keeper of a million dreams and wishes. Cool."

Dawge touched it, a sandwich appeared on the ground. And then another, and another, and another! The sandwiches spelled something out.

It said "Dawge, come on! We don't got all day! Follow the arrow made out of ducks!"

Dawge turned and saw a perfect duck arrow pointing to where some of the magical Weeble-Wooblian creatures lived; the elusive Wombat Fairies.

He followed the duck arrow until he saw one! A Wombat Fairy!

"Hiya!" The Wombat Fairy called in a cheerful, high-pitched voice. "Follow me to Queen Yyyya*, Queen of the Wombat Fairies!" She flew away.

Dawge followed her with caution, knowing that Wombat Fairies look small, but can be very dangerous.

Dawge followed her to a small banana. She stopped and looked at Dawge.

"So is this your castle? A small banana?" Dawge asked.

"No. It's behind the small banana." she explained.

Dawge looked and saw a giant banana.

Once they went inside, they saw Queen Yyyya sitting on a throne of rain, holding the great and powerful orb of Goolak, keeper of a million dreams and wishes.

"Dawge!" Queen Yyyya greeted Dawge, "I would love to talk, and I'm glad to see you in front of me, and not through a window where my troops spy on everyone in Weeble-Wooble and report back to me, but I'm busy."

"But-" Dawge started but was cut off when his hamster phone started ringing. He answered.

"Sir? Where are you? I left to clean your computer for one minute and you're already gone!" said the voice. It was his sock puppet butler.

"Oh. Sorry, Bab. I'll be right back," Dawge responded.

And Dawge went home. 

The End

*Yyyya is pronounced "EEEE-a"