Goat the snake was discussing perfectly normal and completely legal legitimate business with a bottle of root beer, when a yellow sheet of paper flew majestically through the air, doing loop-de-loops and all sorts of tricks before landing gracefully inside Goat's pancreas. After several hours of life-threatening surgery to remove the paper, Goat read it and discovered it was a coupon for 100% off any purchase at a Goat spa! Although he was a snake, his name was Goat and he loved spas, so he decided to give it a go.
When Goat made it to the spa, he noticed it was different from others... It had a tennis court! He made it inside and asked the sausage at the counter for a full-experience goat's day. The sausage agreed without a second thought, since sausages don't have brains. The sausage took Goat to a changing room for him to put on a tiny, comfy little robe.
Once Goat managed to fit his non-existent legs through the four leg holes in the robe, he dove into a pit of pudding with a fiery passion! And then laid on his back peacefully while multicolored badgers somehow managed to give him a manicure. After about 74.23 minutes of relaxation, Goat looked up to see the entire spa full of goats! He jumped out of the pudding pit to investigate.
Goat strode through the halls looking at the name tags on the robes all the goats were wearing. He saw three goats named Hans, two named Karl, and several dozen named Friedrich. Then, he realized his mistake: this wasn't a Goat spa with a capital G, it was a German spa with a capital G! And another mystery is solved, thanks to the genius-mastermind-ninja-alpha-geek-wizard that is Goat!
When Goat made it to the spa, he noticed it was different from others... It had a tennis court! He made it inside and asked the sausage at the counter for a full-experience goat's day. The sausage agreed without a second thought, since sausages don't have brains. The sausage took Goat to a changing room for him to put on a tiny, comfy little robe.
Once Goat managed to fit his non-existent legs through the four leg holes in the robe, he dove into a pit of pudding with a fiery passion! And then laid on his back peacefully while multicolored badgers somehow managed to give him a manicure. After about 74.23 minutes of relaxation, Goat looked up to see the entire spa full of goats! He jumped out of the pudding pit to investigate.
Goat strode through the halls looking at the name tags on the robes all the goats were wearing. He saw three goats named Hans, two named Karl, and several dozen named Friedrich. Then, he realized his mistake: this wasn't a Goat spa with a capital G, it was a German spa with a capital G! And another mystery is solved, thanks to the genius-mastermind-ninja-alpha-geek-wizard that is Goat!
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