If you see a hamster gnawing sadly on a tree,
Make sure to never touch it, for it's poison, you can see.
If you wish to live, a smart suggestion you should take
is run away so very far away without a single break.
When the hamster starts to scream and calls you nasty names
Feel free to turn around and shout things equally profane.
Soon enough the cops will come around and take you both away
for screaming quite annoyingly. There's only you to blame.
And so because you chose to walk through risky hamster lands,
you're locked inside a jail ya doy, with shackles on your hands.
And now my warning's over with, I hope you will beware
of poison hamsters near and far, they're lurking everywhere.
Make sure to never touch it, for it's poison, you can see.
If you wish to live, a smart suggestion you should take
is run away so very far away without a single break.
When the hamster starts to scream and calls you nasty names
Feel free to turn around and shout things equally profane.
Soon enough the cops will come around and take you both away
for screaming quite annoyingly. There's only you to blame.
And so because you chose to walk through risky hamster lands,
you're locked inside a jail ya doy, with shackles on your hands.
And now my warning's over with, I hope you will beware
of poison hamsters near and far, they're lurking everywhere.
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