Dragon, Monster Hunter #3! Lucy Goes Missing! (89)

Dragon was strolling through the bagpipe ranch when he saw Bob counting his bagpipes.

"Hi, Bob!" Dragon said cheerfully. He reached out his hand for Bob to shake it.

"No!" Bob shouted.

"Well, I know my hands aren't the cleanest, but-" Dragon started.

"No!" Bob said. "Not that! Look!" He pointed to his bagpipe pen. It was full of gloop, rainbows, and half the bagpipes were cardboard cutouts!

Dragon gasped. "Bob..." He started. "Nothing changed."

"Sorry. The OTHER pen." He pointed to the pen that was titled: The OTHER pen.

One of the bagpipes was missing!

"Dragon! A monster took one of my precious babies! LUCY!!"

A monster, eh? Thought Dragon, It's about time. "Don't worry, Bob! I will save your bagpipe." 

"Thank you, Dragon! The monster went that a-way!" Bob stretched out his hand and pointed to the left, then straight, and then another left, then a loop-de-loop, then purple, then right, then corkscrew, then upside down backwards, then invisible, then into a large building.

And with that, Dragon was off! 

He turned left, then straight, then left, then a loop-de-loop, then purple, then right, then corkscrew, then upside down backwards, then invisible, then into a large building.

There he saw the Kraken sitting on a throne made out of lies and jello in the shape of Canada. And it looked like he was holding Lucy!

All right, Kraken. Dragon thought. It's go time. 

Dragon ran up to it, and challenged the Kraken to the famous Weeble-Wooblian sport: Kickball-unicycle-hockey: 1958 Rubber Duck Edition.

The Kraken accepted. This guy is so going down. Dragon thought.

After Dragon's defeat, the Kraken started playing Take On Me by A-ha on the clarinet. And he handed the bagpipe to Dragon.

Dragon took the bagpipe back to Bob.

"Uh...Lucy is The Kraken." Bob said.

Dragon face-palmed.

The End