Dawge #68! The Glüps! (96)

Dawge was going on his mid-mid morning stroll through where the skeins of yarn grow, when he saw a giraffe. Of course, Dawge stopped and sat right in front of it because Dawge is a law abiding citizen now.

After exactly 2.3 seconds, Dawge got up, fed it a pickled pickle, and continued walking.

"Ahh," Dawge sighed, "What a great day. And just like Aardvark Q. Pook once wrote, 'The better your day gets, the older lemons will get.'"

Dawge soon saw a small gathering of trees, and peeked inside. Dawge was flabbergasted.

Inside, there was a village of Glüps*! Due to the green and blue buttons laying around, he could guess that it was Vote For Me Day!

Dawge, knowing how dangerous these creatures can be, stepped in cautiously.

One of the Glüps notices him coming in, and thought he was running for King**. 

The little Glüp ran up to his friend and shouted excitedly, "Glüp glüp!" 

"Glüp?! Glüp. Glüp glüp. GLÜP GLÜP GLÜP GLÜP GLÜP!!" His friend replied.

"Glüp glüp glüp," said the little Glüp to his other Glüp friend, "Glüp glüp glüp glüp glüp glüp glüp!"

Dawge could understand what they were saying, due to his Glüp translator. The conversation went like this:

"Hey, hey!"

"Huh?! Oh, it's you. DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!"

"No no no, you don't understand. I met one of the candidates!"

Dawge was then thrown up onto the tree trunk, where they would smack their buttons, and vote.

Dawge was nervous. Being the Glüps' King was a big responsibility. But he was willing to do it. 

He was up there with another Glüp running for Queen.

After 30 minutes, they finally figured out how buttons work. And that Dawge wasn't a Glüp, too.

"GLLLLÜÜÜÜÜP!!!" Shouted one of the Glüps.

It was a word Dawge never wanted to hear. "WAAAARRRRRR!!!"

All of a sudden, Dawge was swarmed by Glüps. All of them were bumping into him and making the noise of a squeaky toy.

If Dawge didn't run, he would've been...I don't know but probably something bad!

Luckily, Dawge got away from them and threw a giant mushroom behind him to keep them there forever. Unless they ask nicely.

The End 

*Glüps are creatures that have the nose of a turtle, derpy eyes, and a squiggle smile. They also float about one foot off the ground.

**Glüps live in a monarchy, but vote like it's a democracy. Who ever wins gets tiny sparkly wings that do absolutely nothing, but they look pretty (kinda)!