Dawge's Guide #4! Dawge's Guide to Fixing Doorbells! (74)

Dawge's Guide to Fixing Doorbells:
Step 0a: Ring the doorbell.
Step 0b: No need fixing something that isn't broken.
Step 1: Get nyanned.
Step 2: Learn you just got nyanned, a kind of rickroll-type internet prank that instead uses Nyan Cat.
Step 3: Clone a sheep.
Step 4a: Learn how to play FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™.
Step 4b: Win the title of best FIGHTERS & FAIRIES!™ player in Weeble-Wooble.
Step 5a: Turn yourself into a fish.
Step 5b: Play Paul for the rest of the month.
Step 6: Put bread into the toaster that the broken doorbell is on.
Step 7: Put toast into The Great Breader.
Step 9: Practice jumping until you can jump to the moon.
Step 15z: Replace the doorbell on the toaster.
Step 15y: Go to Step 0.

And that is how you fix doorbells.

Dawge's Guide #3! Dawge's Guide to Drawing! (73)

Dawge's guide to drawing:

1: Get animals.

2: Get crops.

3: Sing in the shower without water.

4: Do a celebratory dance.

5: Throw a celebratory squirrel party.

6: Go fishing. 

7: Forget what you're doing and try to remember.

8: Finally remember what you were doing after an hour.

9: Ask Bob how to cross your legs.

10: Play Paul.

11: Churn butter.

12: Give up on farming and never speak of it ever again.

The End

Frikijerplurt Day #3 (72)

    Dawge and Dragon were playing the recently-declared-traditional-by-President-Bubblehead Frikijerplurt Day Magic the Gathering-Super Dawgs & Dragons* 143-round tournament while they waited for their franks to finish cooking. 
    "That's a ninth of a point for y-" Dawge was cut off by a "TWAAR!" Suddenly, the table was on fire! Then Dragon realized that he hadn't bought franks! He'd bought Franks, dogoid creatures that spit fireballs!
    Luckily, Izyoo happened to be walking by at the time and saw what was happening, so he flooded Dawge's house to extinguish the fire and drown the Franks. Then Izyoo gave Dawge and Dragon some franks he was taking to the Move My Marbles charity.
    In the end, Dawge and Dragon got to eat their franks and finish the MTG-SD&D tournament** before Frikijerplurt Day ended.

The End

*Super Dawgs & Dragons is a game that was created by Weeble-Wooblians as a tribute to Super Dawg and Dragon for all they had done for Weeble-Wooble.
**In case you were wondering, Dragon won the tournament with a score of 57 7/9 to Dawge's -74