Dawge #37! Fly's Expedition Part 2 (42)

I'm sorry that I didn't post this sooner! I had forgotten what day it was. But now, I present you with.... Fly's Expedition Part 2!

Fly dropped his notebook when he saw the ghost of Benjamin Franklin walk through the cave entrance holding a flamethrower. Fly and his crew looked astonished. 

Fly broke the silence by saying, "W-what? How?" 

Benjamin simply answered, "I heard the commotion and decided to investigate. I saw you in trouble and I want to help. As I've said before, 'We must all hang together, or we shall all hang separately'."

Fly was still confused but thought that he should just accept Ben's help rather than question it. He peeked through the vines and saw the lemon monsters searching around outside the cave. Benjamin looked out too and gave everyone a weapon. Fly got a scimitar, Bill got a pair of nunchucks, and Joe got seventeen sticks of dynamite. Fly counted to three and they all jumped out of the cave to attack the lemons. Luck favored them because the lemons were extremely combustible! When Ben would get one with his flamethrower, it would burst into flames! 

Before long, the lemons started to run back into the ocean. Fly was about to start celebrating when a humanoid killer whale leaped out of the water! Fly was so shocked that a lemon bit off his trunk. Thankfully though, lemons have healing saliva so the wound closed up instead of bleeding. After that it was all a blur. The only thing that Fly could remember was Super Dawg taking the unconscious killer whale away.

When Fly was home, Dragon made him a sort-of prosthetic trunk that was like a Swiss Army knife on his face!

                                              The End

Dawge #36! The Guitar Safari! (41)

Dawge had been really stressed saving Weeble-Wooble all the time as Super Dawg, so he decided to take a little vacation, and go on a guitar safari. Since Bob was worried about Jim exploring space with Bub, Dawge thought a guitar safari would be just the thing to help him relax. Dawge wasn't very good friends with Bob. Whenever they were hanging out, there was a lot of awkward silence. So, he decided to invite Dragon too.

When they got to the guitar grasslands, they rode in a small jeep driven by their T-rex tour guide.

"If you look to your right," the T-Rex said in a surprisingly silky tone, "You will see a group of slap basses feasting in a freshly killed banjo. If you look to your left, you can see a large group of ukuleles grazing on some lemon-grass."

Bob was about to share a fun fact about banjos, when the ukuleles each ripped in half, and a monkey came out of each of them! The monkeys pushed over a big rock, which rolled down a ramp and hit a tank. The tank shot a bullet over a cat's head, which startled the cat and made it jump onto a coffee maker. The coffee maker proceeded to explode, and blew shrapnel into a lemon that turned into a monkey with a tuxedo who made everyone a cup of apple juice. Dawge, Bob, Dragon, and the T-Rex drank their apple juice, and Dr. Kaat's plan was foiled again, because the monkey in a tux was supposed to give them pickle juice disguised as lemonade.

Dawge #35! Fly's Expedition! (40)

Three months ago, Fly's mother promised him that if he found definite proof of a Ningen, she would buy him a Game-Playing Station 4. Since she had said that, Fly had gathered the things he'd need for a trip to Japan, some enthusiastic  cryptozoologists, and gone to eastern Japan. This is the logbook that he kept during his month-long expedition:

Day 1: Me and the crew have left the airport, and have checked into a hotel near the beach. Tomorrow, we are going to start searching for traces of Ningens at the beach and in shallow water.

Day 3: We were able to find a pice of thick, yellow skin. This almost definitely not a Ningen, but we will do DNA tests soon. John, a member of our crew, has found out a lot about the folklore and sightings of Ningens. Apparently they are sleek, white, and mermaid-shaped.

Day 7: We ran tests on the skin and were able to identify it as a strange mutated citrus. This might be a clue to finding a Ningen, but it doesn't fit anything we've heard about.

Day 18: WE FOUND SOMETHING! We had gone out to sea to lure a Ningen. When we got a bite, it was really strong, it took almost all of us to keep it from getting away. Eventually, it jumped out of the water, let go of the hook, and dove back down. It was yellow and circular with a giant, gaping maw with at least 85 teeth! We're coming back tomorrow to try to catch it again.

Day 19: Right as we were about to board our boat, we saw it washed up on the shore ... IT'S A LEMON! We started investigating, but as we got close, it lunged at us and made a deafening screech. There were thousands of ripples and bubbles in the water. Me and the crew ran as fast as we could but those monsters were too fast for most of us. We lost John and Steven.

Day 20: Me and what remains of the crew are hiding in a cave that's covered by vines. From what we saw, the creatures didn't have noses, so they shouldn't be able to find-


                              Is Fly gone? Find out February 6th!