Jim and The Buffalo #3! (64)

When we last saw Jim and Bub, they had just escaped from an armada of bunny fighters from the rodent quadrant and stopped to refuel on the planet of Very-Sharp-Knives.

Bub, being the second best space traveler in the universe, (the first is the hive-mind of semi-sentient watering cans) knew a little known fact about the planet of Very-Sharp-Knives: it is actually just made out of every single substance in existence except for knives, making it a playground for chickens. It was also one of the best places for refueling, since it had a nearly endless source of fossil pizza.

While Bub was refueling, Jim sat on a pile of plutonium, feeling homesick. It'd been a long time since he'd seen his dad, Bob the flea, or at least he thought so; lamps have a very bad sense of time. He'd had a lot of fun with Bub, traveling the universe and all, but he was really starting to miss Weeble-Wooble. Maybe it was time to go home.

After Bub fueled up the ship, he and Jim got back in. As they were taking off, Bub noticed that Jim looked sad. He asked him what was wrong and Jim explained his loneliness. Bub was a little disappointed at first, but agreed to take Jim back to Weeble-Wooble.

As they took off and headed for Weeble-Wooble, Jim felt extremely excited. He was going home! He hadn't noticed quite how much he missed Bob, but he was crying ketchup of joy. But right as Bub had finished charting their course, Jim heard a large thumping far behind the ship. Bub didn't seem to notice it, so Jim assumed that it was all in his head (lamps actually have hearing far superior than buffalo do), until a huge hand came through the open window of the ship and grabbed Jim. Bub shouted out to Jim as he was taken away by an intergalactic lemon-monster.

To Be Continued...

The New Characters of 2018! (63)

As you've seen there are many characters in AoD, and there will be more to come. So, we're going to give a list of the new recurring characters each year in the first post of January. So, without further ado, behold the glory of The New Characters of 2018!

Qaat (pronounced Cat): 
An evil dogfish who wants to destroy Super Dawg(and Dawge). He is also known as Dr Kaat.

The power-fluff gerbils: 
Betty: 
Betty is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. She is a genetically mutated gerbil with the ability to fly, shoot lasers from her cheeks, and has incredible strength. She is smart and thinks before doing things. She also is known to boss her sisters around. 
Floofers: 
Floofers is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. She has the same powers as her sister. She is a little rude and always acts before thinking. She also is known to annoy her sisters for no reason. Last, but DEFINITELY NOT least, 
Not-Betty: 
Not-Betty is one of the three members of the power-fluff gerbils. Yet again she has the same powers. She is kind and as sweet as candy, and she also loves humans. They are her favourite animal.

The Cryptozoologists:
The two cryptid enthusiasts that join Fly in most of his endeavors are Bill and Joe. But they're pretty boring, so... Moving on!

Izyoo:
The great and merciful fish god! Generally depicted as a rooster fish who wears a long white flowing robe. He's a benevolent ruler over fishkind (except for Qaat, since we all hate him) as seen in Dawge #48 when he sends Dawge back to Weeble-Wooble after he is killed by a fisherman.

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln: 
Spork calls him Dishonest Abe. He is Spork's sworn arch-enemy because she stole from him. Abe has been seen summoning exercise balls at will. This might be a power, or he was just carrying them at the time. Either way, he's a bad guy.

The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin:
Ben is the same as his old, living self. He's nice, honest, and inventive. He is often seen wielding a flame thrower, but no one knows why or how he has it.

President Bubblehead: 
A rather fat man who sounds like an old British woman with a cold, and has a large bubble for a head. He used to be Mr. Bubblehead, until he won the Weeble-Wooblian presidential debate against a cow.

Urghh:
A caveman from one of those caveman time period things. No one knows how he came to Weeble-Wooble, all anyone knows is that he's annoying in a kind of adorably stupid way.

The Weeble-Wooblian Squirrel Choir:
This delightful bunch of intelligent squirrels were trained by Dawge when he was doing research on how to build a boat. They perform at most big Weeble-Wooblian gatherings, such as the Frikejerplurt Day frank-eating contest and Paul games, but they also do pay-per-view stage performances and world tours! The only complaint anyone has given is that they only sing Elvis songs.


I think that's it! Let me know if I missed anyone, but until next time, sTAy wEIrd! 

ULTRA STORY! The Beginning of Weeble-Wooble (🌽)

NOTE: This post is not canon, as indicated by its post number being a food.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there were cats! And from those cats, sprung Roshan, the spirit of Weeble-Wooble. Roshan looked like a panther with the hindquarters of a dragon, and he loved each and every one of the cats as if they were his own children

But one day, the cats started getting bored. They didn't really like floating around in space. It was very uncomfortable, and they were always bumping into each other. So, in order to cure the cats' boredom, Roshan created a new creature: a Dragon named Phil Sr. (The father of the Yahtzee-playing dragon who currently watches over Weeble-Wooble.) 

The cats were amazed by this new creature; he was completely different from them! He had wings, horns, scaly skin, and he could breathe fire! What's not to love! But the best part was that Phil had a huge bag of dice! Three-sided, four-sided, any kind of dice you could ever want! The cats loved to play with these dice; Roshan did too. In fact, he had a favorite die: the incredible twelve-sided die. Phil knew that Roshan loved this die (and he wanted to repay him for bringing him to life) so Phil let Roshan keep the die, and wouldn't let the cats touch it.

Roshan saw the cats were happy with their new best friend and all of his dice, so he decided to take a rest for a while. He put himself on his die, and fell asleep. When he did this, the die became huge! So big that millions of other cats could have fit on it. Phil still enjoyed floating around in space, so he grew along with the dice, so their sizes were proportional with each other. The cats did not change size, and decided to live on the die forever. They made small towns, and called the lands that they lived on Weeble-Wooble. 

But without Roshan, Phil Sr. soon became lonely, and was starting to get bored of the cats, so he decided to make a friend for himself. Since Roshan had done it with him, it couldn't be that hard, right? Phil used every ounce of power in his being to create Norrix, now known as The Ultimate Weird. Norrix looked a lot like a humongous Gila monster, but he had the horns of a rhino, the tail of a scorpion, and the spines of a porcupine. Despite his appearance, Phil liked Norrix, and the two soon became great friends.

As their time together went on, Phil couldn't help noticing that Norrix could be a little strange sometimes. He had a habit of creating small creatures of his own, and then changing them into something else. He would do this for hours on end, until the creature he made was in an endless state of change and could never revert back to its original form. While this wasn't something that Phil particularly liked, he still wanted to remain friends with Norrix, so he ignored it.

However, one day Norrix went too far with his 'habit'. While Phil was asleep, Norrix kidnapped a cat from Weeble-Wooble and started changing it. It was almost to the point where it would never stop changing, when Roshan jumped off of Weeble-Wooble and tackled Norrix. The cat fell out of Norrix's hand and fell back down to its town. However, the cat was still changed when it fell. At this point, the cat looked something like a snake with wings.

Roshan took all of the other dice (which were floating around Weeble-Wooble), and imbued them with magic to create a prison deep underground for Norrix. The Dark Weird that Norrix had used to change the cat was irreversible, so the winged snake created a race of weird upon the face of Roshan's beloved land. 

Having used all of his power to imprison Norrix, Roshan fell back to Weeble-Wooble and died soon after, his Light Weird essence draining into the ground to keep Norrix from ever returning to power. One day, Roshan would be reincarnated into an even more powerful version of himself, one that could defeat Norrix once and for all. Some of the Light Weird where Roshan perished formed into a weapon powerful enough to destroy Norrix. A labyrinth was constructed around this site, which can only be navigated through by the reincarnation of Roshan.

The End