Dawge #43! Dawge's Guide To Not Fishing! (49)

Dawge's Guide To Not Fishing:
Step 1: Don't go to the local Mart-Mart and buy a fishing pole.
Step 2: Don't also buy a whole bunch of fishing lures and bait.
Step 3: Don't get yourself a cool fishing outfit like this:

Step 4: Don't get an awesome-looking fishing boat.

Step 5: Don't gather together all of your friends, give them fishing poles and      outfits, and bring them fishing with you.

Step 6: Don't take a cool, long car trip to get to a really big lake.

Step 7: Don't stop at the big lake and gawk at the beauty of it.

Step 8: Don't get in the boat and out onto the lake.

Step 9: DON'T GO FISHING

And that is how you not fish.