Super Dawg #5! Super Dawg vs Dr. Kaat (35)

One day, while Qaat was in his tower, he was reading Weeble-Wooble's weekly newspaper(called Weeble's Weekly)and saw all the good things that Super Dawg had been doing. He thought that Super Dawg needed to be stopped. Qaat made himself some really cool robotic wings, a motorcycle helmet with a one-way mirror on the front so only he could see out, and a black suit to cover his body. 

Over the next few days, Qaat made a laser fork gun, an ultra-power water gun, and the cool villain name, Dr. Kaat. Finally he was ready to confront Super Dawg. When he did, they had an epic battle! Super Dawg almost took down Dr. Kaat with laser toast, but Dr. Kaat shot a laser fork and some water at him, and our hero was disabled! It looked like the end for Super Dawg, but as Dr. Kaat was about to give the final blow, a rumble shook the world and a giant lemon erupted out of the ground, gave Dr. Kaat an uppercut with his beefy arms, and said, "You're safe now, Super Dawg." And he went back into the ground as it closed up behind him.

                      THE END

Super Dawg #4! How Super Dawg Invented Potatoes! (34)

Apologies, this post does not exist. It was brutally tickled out of existence by an abnormally talkative, pink shoelace named Miranda. This is that story.

    One fateful Smarch mafternoon, Super Dawg was retelling the story of how he invented potatoes to Aiden to transcribe. He was just getting to the part with Superman, when a shoelace burst into the room! It was packing heat and it wanted revenge!
    "Thought you were rid of me, didn't you, Super Dawg!?" The shoelace yelled angrily. 
    "I thought I took care of you, Miranda! I ate that chocolate milk and everything!" Super Dawg replied, surprised.
    "Of course you would think that, wouldn't you! But no matter, I'm back now, and I'm going to stop your story from being published, if it's the last thing thing I do!"
    Miranda pulled out her AK Feather-7 and tickled the computer that Aiden was typing on.
    "Mwahaha! Now the true story of potatoes will never be known!" And it wasn't.

The End

Super Dawg #3! Super Dawg and The Power-Fluff Gerbils! (33)

It was a boring day for Dawge, when suddenly, the emergency pigeon started flashing. He checked it and it said that the towel dragon was terrorizing people and bratwurst stands all across Taco Street! Using his amazing charismatic abilities, Dawge willed the toaster on his back into a suit of armor. He was now Super Dawg, the crime-fighting catfish! 

When Super Dawg got to Taco Street, three gerbils were already flying and shooting lasers from their puffy cheeks at the towel dragon! Even though he was surprised that there were other super heroes in Weeble-Wooble, Super Dawg helped the Power-Fluff Gerbils put the towel dragon in jail. They made sure all the bratwurst stands were fixed before heading home.

A few days later, Super Dawg asked the Power-Fluff Gerbils who they were. They told him that they were genetically mutated gerbillinae with incredible powers. They also told him that Goat made them, so if they ever turned evil for some reason it was his fault. *wink*


                       THE END