Adventures of Dawge Art Competition!

I am starting an art competition for the Adventures of Dawge blog! Draw any character, creature, place or anything else from Adventures of Dawge, and send it to dawgethecatfish@gmail.com. The best art will be put on pages in the upcoming Adventures Dawge Wiki, and might get featured in the Adventures of Dawge Novel! Bonus points to anyone who can make a good logo for Adventures of Dawge!

Dawge #51! The Traditional Weeble-Wooble Board Game! (57)

As you almost certainly already know, Weeble-Wooble has its own board game, just like any other fantasy world! Their board game is called Gregory. He's a really nice guy who likes long walks on the beach, and sandwiches. He's 4 inches tall, and weighs 75 ounces. 

List of Gregory's favorite things:

Sandwiches

Books

Abnormally large paperclips

Cyclopes

Weighing things

List of Gregory's least favorite things:

Loaded dice

The word antidisestablishmentarianism

Board game-eating tigers

Lemons

"I'm just an average board game searching for the perfect board game." -Gregory

The End

Dawge #50! Auctioneer Day (56)

As many of you probably know, today is Pioneer Day. The people in Weeble-Wooble don't celebrate Pioneer Day, they celebrate Auctioneer Day instead! Auctioneer Day is a festival where people from all over the multiverse come to Weeble-Wooble to bid on items that range from priceless family heirlooms, to worthless trinkets made by hippies a couple weeks prior to the festival. Now that I've explained what Auctioneer Day is, I'll let Goat describe an average experience during the festivities.

Hello! I'm Goat, and I'm gonna walk you through what normally happens during Auctioneer Day. I use the word 'normal' loosely, because nothing is normal in Weeble-Wooble, as you've probably figured out. 

First, the opening ceremony starts inside a mega-vulture nest. The blueberry in charge of the whole thing gives a short speech.

Second, lunch starts. Usually, a banquet of cuttlefish souls is served. But if that's not readily available, peas will suffice.

Third, second lunch starts. This is often caviar-stuffed peanut brittle.

Fourth, third lunch starts. Only exotic juices are served.

Fifth, everyone goes home. Caviar-stuffed peanut brittle has brainwashing capabilities, so everyone thinks that they participated in an auction instead of a Cthulhu cult meeting.