As many of you probably know, today is Pioneer Day. The people in Weeble-Wooble don't celebrate Pioneer Day, they celebrate Auctioneer Day instead! Auctioneer Day is a festival where people from all over the multiverse come to Weeble-Wooble to bid on items that range from priceless family heirlooms, to worthless trinkets made by hippies a couple weeks prior to the festival. Now that I've explained what Auctioneer Day is, I'll let Goat describe an average experience during the festivities.
Hello! I'm Goat, and I'm gonna walk you through what normally happens during Auctioneer Day. I use the word 'normal' loosely, because nothing is normal in Weeble-Wooble, as you've probably figured out.
First, the opening ceremony starts inside a mega-vulture nest. The blueberry in charge of the whole thing gives a short speech.
Second, lunch starts. Usually, a banquet of cuttlefish souls is served. But if that's not readily available, peas will suffice.
Third, second lunch starts. This is often caviar-stuffed peanut brittle.
Fourth, third lunch starts. Only exotic juices are served.
Fifth, everyone goes home. Caviar-stuffed peanut brittle has brainwashing capabilities, so everyone thinks that they participated in an auction instead of a Cthulhu cult meeting.
Hello! I'm Goat, and I'm gonna walk you through what normally happens during Auctioneer Day. I use the word 'normal' loosely, because nothing is normal in Weeble-Wooble, as you've probably figured out.
First, the opening ceremony starts inside a mega-vulture nest. The blueberry in charge of the whole thing gives a short speech.
Second, lunch starts. Usually, a banquet of cuttlefish souls is served. But if that's not readily available, peas will suffice.
Third, second lunch starts. This is often caviar-stuffed peanut brittle.
Fourth, third lunch starts. Only exotic juices are served.
Fifth, everyone goes home. Caviar-stuffed peanut brittle has brainwashing capabilities, so everyone thinks that they participated in an auction instead of a Cthulhu cult meeting.
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