Dawge #28! Windy 6423 edition! (30)

Dear readers, I am glad to be back. Remembering to write a new post every Tuesday got harder. I also had writer's block for a while. But now, I present to you ... Weeble-Wooble's annual race! The Windy 6423!

Every year in September, Weeble-Wooble has a race called the Windy 6423! Creatures and inanimate objects from all over their dodecahedron-shaped world get a car (or anything else really, the rules aren't too specific) and compete to get the amazing doughnut trophy! 

There are five competitors in the race. This year, our racers are Bob, with a lamp-shaped car in remembrance of Jim; Dawge, on the back of an albino war gorilla; Fly, riding underneath the magically-floating-sun-disk-of-Ra; Goat, in his backhoe house; Spork, riding her compass rose that she stole from Abraham Lincoln; and Dragon, driving a Chevy Equinox. Find out how they do next week!

Jim and The Buffalo #1! (29)

    When we last saw Jim the lamp, he had been abducted by a buffalo in a spaceship. When we last saw the buffalo, Dawge had returned it to the aliens from planet ~. The buffalo really hated the aliens because they always fed him lime green grass when he really wanted to eat jade green grass. 

    When the aliens had stopped at mars for a rest stop, the buffalo hi-jacked their spaceship and went back to earth to try to get Dawge. As you all know, buffaloes from the planet ~ have very poor eyesight. So when the buffalo was trying to get Dawge, he got Jim the lamp instead. When he noticed that Jim wasn't a mutated catfish with metal arms, he was going to send him back. Jim is very good company, however, so the two of them decided to fly around looking for cool space stuff.

    Jim was quite shocked when he met the buffalo. He was also relieved because now he never had to go to school again! The buffalo had good food and fun stuff to do, so he stayed. He called his dad on his steak-phone, to let him know he would get back late, and named the buffalo Bub.

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Dawge #26! Weeble-Wooble's muffin eclipse! (28)

     As most of you probably know, there was an eclipse a couple days ago. In Weeble-Wooble there are lunar eclipses, solar eclipses, and muffin eclipses! I'll tell you what a muffin eclipse is in a minute, first I want to make sure you know about how Weeble-Wooble works.

     Weeble-Wooble is a dodecahedron that is hidden in the depths of our solar system. One day on earth would be about ten days on Weeble-Wooble. There are fifteen moons around it which is why lunar eclipses happen so often for them. 

     Technically, Weeble-Wooble isn't a planet. It's actually a huge twelve sided die wich is occaisionally rolled around by a giant, yahtzee-playing dragon named Phil that doesn't actually know how to play yahtzee. If you're on Weeble-Wooble, you can see that the numbers make mountains. Since Phil is so big, he has his own gravitational pull, so Weeble-Wooble orbits around him. And now you know about Weeble-Wooble!

                      The End