Dragon had recently been knighted in Mouse City for baking the greatest shnahzberry muffins in existence. To stay a knight, Dragon had to defeat one evil monster a year. For his first monster, Dragon had decided to defeat The George. The George was a small jellyfish-shaped creature made out of taxidermy sardines The thing that made him evil was that he pirated Marvel movies constantly!
Dragon prepared to fight The George by donning his cheese armor and sharpening his battleaxe. He entered The George's cave, lifted his axe, and sat down to play Magic The Gathering. When he won, The George turned into an inanimate lump of prunes. Dragon had defeated his first evil monster!
The End
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