Dawge #24! Super Dawg's Origin Story! (26)

    A year ago, Dawge was walking home from one of Goat's parties when he was struck by lightning! As you all know, mutated catfish are immune to lightning, so Dawge was perfectly fine while he walked home. When he went to bed that night he took off his robotic arms, got out of his rocket bucket, and fell asleep in his gorilla-shaped bed. 

    The next morning, Dawge noticed that a small toaster was stuck on his back. He wasn't worried, because a lot of things had gotten stuck on his back before: books, video game consoles, pie, other mutated catfish, and even Bob. When he touched the toaster, a toaster-shaped suit of armor appeared around him. He became stronger, faster, more charismatic, and slightly smaller. He could also shoot laser toast from the toaster slots on his chest! Dawge learned how to control the armor with his mind and became Super Dawg! (He left out the "e" so no one would know his alter ego.)