Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Dawge #25! How to get to Weeble-Wooble! (27)

    To get to Weeble-Wooble. You need to hold a foot long pickle in your left hand and wear a kangaroo on your head. While still holding the pickle and wearing the kangaroo, take a small private jet to New Jersey. If you don't have a private jet, most other forms of transportation will work, but not Toyota brand cars! It doesn't matter how close you are to New Jersey, or if you already are there, get there anyway! Once in New Jersey, find a computer and type "{&}*879=jkl;+[^^%^]=Q" then press "delete". This will take you to the heart of the internet. Find the door that says "Definitely not Weeble-Wooble", open it, and go inside. You will find yourself in Argentina. Once there, find another door that says Mexico, open it, and go inside. You will then be in Weeble-Wooble. Yay! To get back, do these steps backwards.

1 comment:

  1. Hmm... I think I'd prefer using pancakes to get back. It's already a huge hassle just going one way.

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