Dawge! #11 (8)

I'm sorry that I haven't posted in awhile. I'll be sure to post more in the future. Also, be sure to share this blog with your friends, and comment. But enough about that stuff. I present to you, Dawge #11!

This is a folk tale from the Dawge universe (which is also known as, Weeble-Wooble) called a tale of three clouds. Once there were three clouds called Elijah, Bartholomew, and Steve. These clouds ruled the earth, but all had different ideas of what a good leader is. The first cloud thought that a leader should love and cherish his subjects. The second cloud thought that a leader should enslave his people, and force them to do things. Steve didn't actually know what a leader was, and decided to take a nap. Elijah and Bartholomew fought over who should rule. Eventually, the both were eaten by bigger clouds, and Steve became the ruler over all Weeble-Wooble. 
                     The End

I hope that you all enjoyed this extra long story. If you would like more posts like this, comment, or e-mail me to tell me what you think.   

Dawge! #10 (7)

Once again, I have slightly neglected my blog. But, today is the......Tenth Adventures of Dawge blog post!!!! Yay! So today, I give you, Dawge #10!(Frikijerplurt Edition)

Dawge was on his way back to his house. But when he opened his door, "Surprise!" Said Fly, Goat, Bob(and Jim), Dragon, Elephant and even the squirrel with the weird ringtone. Dawge was confused. "Why, who, what, where, how?" He asked, "Happy Frikijerplurt Day!" How could Dawge forget!? "Happy Frikijerplurt Day to you too! Happy Frikijerplurt Day to all, and to all a tasty frank.

Dawge #9! (6)

I apologize for not posting anything lately, I was kind of busy enjoying summer vacation. But now, I give you Dawge #9! (Superhero Edition)


When Dawge isn't having a weird life, he is serving justice to the evil-doers of the Weird-stuff Universe!
"Help!" Screamed a voice, Dawge heard the cry for attention, I mean, help, and got in his robotic suit made out of a toaster, becoming Super Dawg!
"What is the problem citizen?" Super Dawg asked the squirrel,
"What?" Said the squirrel,
"Oh, you must be referring to my new ring-tone." The squirrel played her ring-tone, Help!,  the ring-tone said.
"Oh." Said Super Dawg, "Well, I guess I'll be going. Bye!"
"Goodbye Super Dawg!" Said the squirrel, "Thanks for all the help!" And once again the Weeble-Wooble Universe is safe!