Since the dawn of time, Weeble-Wooblians have played an incredible game, beloved by inanimate and animate creatures alike. That game is known as Paul. Paul is quite possibly the most popular game in Weeble-Wooble, and is enjoyed by things of all ages. Before I explain the rules and concept of the game, you should know the history of Paul. Paul was created in 6 million B.C. by an army ant named Luap and his cousin, a fish named Neff. There's really not that much more to the history. Well, onto the rules! Specially written by the current Paul champion, Luap himself!
The rules for Paul aren't actually that complex. The game requires eight-and-a-half players, one of which must be a fish.* During the game, said fish must be strapped down to the floor completely while seven of the players tickle them. To win, the fish must not laugh for 49 consecutive hours. During this time, the other half player has to make a 50-foot ceramic statue of the fish. If they finish it before the 49 hours are up, the half player wins.
If the fish laughs at least once an hour for 107 hours straight, the ticklers win. If more than one tickler falls asleep during the game, the fish and the ticklers lose. If any of the ticklers stop tickling for even a second, the game starts over. If, during the game, the players somehow get destroyed by a nuclear warhead, anyone who says their names for the rest of time will turn into dirt. Last but not least, if the fish dies during play, everyone wins, including the dead fish.
*Two half-fish will work. Simply separate the fish half and the non-fish half from each of the fish. Put the fish halves together and microwave the non-fish halves until the game is over.
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