Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Dawge #29! Windy 6423 edition! Part 2! (31)

The racers are ready to start their engines. But wait, there is a last minute entry! A small mutated dogfish, named Qaat, will be competing in the race in a miniature apache helicopter. Qaat's helicopter is starting right next to Dawge. "May the best fish win!" Says Dawge, cheerfully. Qaat, glaring at Dawge, opens his mouth to say something, but before he can, Goat says, "I plan to."

A small rock is floating above them. First it turns red, then it turns yellow, finally it turns puce and the race begins! Dragon takes the lead, but Spork is right behind him. Dawge is in third place with Qaat on his tail. Goat and Fly were distracted by a food truck, and are now enjoying a delicious bowl of mac 'n cheese. Dragon starts to have engine problems and makes a pit stop. Dawge takes advantage, and gets as close to Spork as he can. Qaat, clearly annoyed, shoots a couple of missiles at Spork. She tries to dodge, but the east on her compass rose is blown off. Spork spins out of control, falling behind to third place.

Dawge and Qaat are neck and neck. Who knew albino war gorillas could get as fast as a helicopter? Nearing the finish line, Qaat makes a final attempt to cheat by giving Dawge a pie. But Dragon had finished half an hour ago! His engine problems were actually a magical teleportation piston that had put him right at the finish line. Dragon was given the infinite donut trophy, and Dawge and Qaat swore to be mortal enemies!
  

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