Dawge #22! (24)

'Twas the night before Frikijerplurt Day and all through the lake 
not a butcher was stirring. Not even Ted. 
The hot dogs were laid on the counter with care 
in hopes that some hungry folks soon would be there. 
The monkeys were sleeping, snug in their beds 
as visions of schnitzel danced in their heads. 
With Dawge in his kilt, and I dressed as the Joker 
we had just settled down for some nice, evening poker. 
When out on the lawn the world was decaying ... 
I didn't care that much, so I went back to playing.



                      The End

Super Dawg #2! (23)

It was a dark and stormy night in Weeble-Wooble. Dawge was on his couch, eating more Hot Pockets, when he got an alert on the Dawg-phone!
"This is urgent, Super Dawg!" said Mayor Steve. "Come here quick!"

Dawge got into his toaster-suit, and Ubered to the mayor as fast as he could. "What's the problem, mayor?" Super Dawg asked in his super manly voice.
"I can't open this pickle jar!" said the mayor.
Super Dawg used his super strong robotic arm to open the jar.
"You saved us all Super Dawg!"  
"Just doing my job mayor."
And the day was saved again by Super Dawg, the crime-fighting catfish!

Dawge #21! 1st Anniversary Edition! (22)

I am happy to announce, that Adventures of Dawge has been around for a year! 😄­ Technically, last month was the first anniversary, but I wasn't paying attention. Adventures of Dawge's anniversary will be on May 15th from now on!

I now present you with!..... DAWGE #21 (ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!!!!!)

One day, Goat was walking on Taco street, when he came upon a pet shop. The shop had a lot of small pets, so Goat bought three gerbils. He named them Betty, Floofers, and Not-Betty. When he got home, he fed them some hamster food. Little did he know, the hamster food was actually chemical-X! And thus the Power-Fluff Gerbils were born! They put on cute, little gerbil clothes and defended Weeble-Wooble from evil! The End.